Shop Job

To use Photoshop to manipulate or edit photos and pictures with the tools given.

Verb (V): Shop Jobbed or Shop Job'd.

That picture doesn't look very convincing, it's probably been shop jobbed.

by Pheimos June 27, 2009

Ping Job

A ping job is the act hitting someone in the back of the neck when something stupid is said or done.

A father is teaching his son how to drive when the son suddenly makes a wrong turn. The father hits the son in the back of the neck also known as a ping job.

by phantom2k October 6, 2008

Cory Job

To screw someone over by leaving them in a time of crisis or need.

Me: Man, we've got a lot of work to get done before the deadline.

You: I quit.

Me: DON'T CORY JOB ME!

by pchristmann December 2, 2009

monk job

A Monk Job is oral sex performed using only the tongue, circling round the edge of the head of the Penis, as if one was licking a mediaeval monk's haircut.

Monk: She gave me a monk job, it felt as if she was piping it into my haircut

by Matt Rose January 28, 2007

rust job

When you or you partner shit's all over their hands. Then using the shit or crap as lubricant. Then you may apply this lubricant around you or your partners privates.

Damn she gave me a nasty rust job last night.

by rusty man September 29, 2011

Brazilian Job

A wax job which involves the removal of all pubic hair- mostly done by women.

''Did you get a brazilian job?''
''Yeah, it hurt like hell, but now im all smooth down there... ;) ''

by WOODP3CK3R April 10, 2009

lawn job

fuckin up someone's front lawn with your car.

I gave that stupid bitch teacher a lawn job for failing me.

by Cameron March 21, 2004