Definitions by pchristmann

siwom 

Sigh - Wom: Sorry I Was On Mute. Lead-in to 50% of all statements on conference calls.

Me: So, in conclusion - does anyone have any further questions?
<silence>
Me: OK, thank you
<interrupt>
Bill: Siwom: Yes, I have a question...

siwom by pchristmann April 17, 2014

Cory Job 

To screw someone over by leaving them in a time of crisis or need.

Me: Man, we've got a lot of work to get done before the deadline.

You: I quit.

Me: DON'T CORY JOB ME!

Cory Job by pchristmann December 2, 2009