by TheBlownDiffuser June 28, 2021
noun: when a person gets really excited about jesus, the teachings/words of jesus, or anything relating to jesus. the reultant is a massive jesus boner.
While I was in church, I had the eerie feling that I was surrounded by about 150 jesus boners.
The pope has the worlds largest jesus boner. what a stud.
The pope has the worlds largest jesus boner. what a stud.
by the storm drains May 07, 2008
by RinAteYourCheeseSticks July 08, 2018
The ability to play a guitar with great skill.
The term takes on a deeper meaning if witnessing an inspiring performance in front of or inside a church or cathedral.
“He Jesus could’ve played guitar better than Hendrix” - Jesus Was Way Cool by King Missile
The term takes on a deeper meaning if witnessing an inspiring performance in front of or inside a church or cathedral.
“He Jesus could’ve played guitar better than Hendrix” - Jesus Was Way Cool by King Missile
Ryan Hall just busted out some amazing licks in front of the Cathedral in Santiago. Man that guy has got some Jesus Fingers.
by DC Derailleurs October 06, 2019
Toki's Hokuto Ujou Hagan Ken (North Star Humanist Face Breaking First) from Hokuto no Ken (First of the North Star). A Fatal KO in the fighting game.
by Master Bigode April 29, 2010
Having unprotected sex with your girlfriend or wife and praying to Jesus that you didn't get her pregnant.
by JMU April 18, 2007
by Bread Jesus Simp May 18, 2021