Jake 

He is the stupidest person in the whole world

Omg he is so jake

Jake by Caden faris August 27, 2018

Jake 

A cocky MOFO that thinks he knows everything. Can be really nice sometimes. Always wants to be in the popular group but is never let in.

Guy in Cool Group: Should we invite Jake over?
Cool Group: Nah

Jake by CoolKid000012 August 27, 2018

Jake 

A penis as huge as Godzillas. Commonly described as Batman like and has dead parents (also rich)

"So your parents are dead, HAHAHA JAKE"

Jake by CSlade August 29, 2018

Jake 

Is considered a dirty type of guy. He is but the smartest but he makes up for it in charm. Plays a lot of board games and isn’t afraid to take poops on people’s cars. His favorite words are yo bro.

Don’t be a Jake

Jake by Tony the Firefox September 20, 2018

jake 

Jake, big eyes and looks sort of like a lizard almost every girl has liked him at one point. He seems like a fuck boy and he kind of is but when you see his true colours you see that his life is depressing. don’t date a jake cause he’ll cheat. Apparently he’s hot aswell

girl 1: jake is SO hot
girl 2:girl we’ve been knew

jake by gosssssipgirl September 22, 2018

Jake 

The sexiest man alive super funny 6’2 can make anyone laugh and has a dog named manny

Wow that is such a jake

Jake by Notjakedichiera October 9, 2018

Jake 

A guy that is really touchy and who likes to break people's hearts

Jake is a douche

Jake is such a man hoe

Jake by anonymous October 14, 2018