Jade-Swiss Cheese

a smelly type of cheese infested with rodents and worms. It usually has a rather poop-ish stench that you can smell across the Universe.

Watch out for that Jade-Swiss Cheese..... it'll make you barf out your insides.....

by JADE~SMELLS~LIKE~A~PIECE~O~POO November 29, 2011

Jade Puget

Greatest, most talented, most radiant guitarest on earth. He helps complete the most amaizing, talented band - AFI (A Fire Inside). Looks orgasmic in a pink tie.

"I think every man should have jadeburns."

by Dana January 17, 2004

Jade Puget

the foxiest guitarist alive... no one can rock a pink tie like he can.

jade rocks my socks

by Stephanie August 5, 2003

Jade Goody

A "celebrity" who was on Big Brother. Apparently most people hated her and continued hating her until she got cancer. Terminal cancer. As of this writing she has been given only a few days to live.

Jade Goody will die any day now.

by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009

Jade-faced

The act of becoming extremely intoxicated, while at the same time being extremely attractive.

--dude, you better slow down with those shots

--but im celebrating getting a modeling contract!

--i guess your gonna get Jade-faced tonight

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--OMG IM TOTALLY JADE-FACED!!!

--that girl is way too ugly to be jade-faced

by Penguin in a Bowl October 15, 2009

jade puget

Plays AMAZING guitar for AFI along with bandmates such as Davey Havok. Pulls off pink ties quite nicely, and is absolutely beautiful. If I were a teenybopper he would be 'hot'.

Man, can Jade Puget ever rock that guitar!

by Erica March 17, 2004

Jade Ko

Jade Ko is an amazing singer, a great friend, and slays everybody's lives. She loves the band Why Don't We, and especially Corbyn Besson . She is literally the sweetest person you will ever meet. If you don't like her you can suck a big toe.

Jade Ko looks so pretty today!

by nottrashlol April 17, 2019