Mommy issues

Trauma caused to a son by a selfish and irresponsible cunt of a mother because she's an insecure idiot. Mommy issues cause significant dysfunction and usually causes men to never be able to trust females for the rest of his life. Usually caused by immature single mothers.

Mike is a misogynist because he has mommy issues.

Jeremy became a serial rapist because his single mom hated men and neglected him because she didn't want to feel taken advantage of.

by CockThroater September 11, 2016

issac newton

Really smart guy!!! Everybody loves him and wants to be his friend. He is really nice and caring. Oh he is also pretty gay.

Man that issac Newton is a cool gay guy.

by Hammerdropper January 26, 2017

The Issac

When you are doing a chic doggy style, you turn your head towards the camera and a double finger gun, as in the opening shots of The Love Boat.

Dude, I was hittin this chick and got the Issac in the video five times

by Mikey April 26, 2005

Issac

that one friend you have that you are pretty sure might be an illegal immigrant

your such an Issac

by Muddywaffles March 7, 2019

issa dub

Means that your rejecting an ugly guy or girl that wants to get with you

Friend: Girl Jimmy said he likes you

Other girl: yikes issa dub

by Goldcheetah15_ August 5, 2017

Mommy Issues

Dating older women because a person can't afford to miss it's real mother, so it seeks something similar.

That dude his girlfriend is like 30, he probably has some serious mommy issues

by leroyjenkiinnss April 28, 2018

isshit

1.A really shitty issue
2."issues" that are really just a bunch of dramatic shit
3.A combination between issue and shit

1.Hearing about all your isshits is getting really obnoxious.
2.That thing about how you got herpes and pregnant at the same time is really an isshit.

by audrey020593 March 24, 2009