Escobar’s revenge

Synonymous with coke shits.

Similar to how foreigners drinking water in Mexico can lead to diarrhea and other symptoms being known as Montezuma’s Revenge, this burning-ass ordeal can be attributed to the ghost of Pablo Escobar laughing maniacally upon seeing somebody locked to the toilet with wretched diarrhea after a night of binging cocaine.

Person 1: Dude, I haven’t been able to leave the bathroom for an hour. I’m not saying I regret splitting an eight-ball with you and the gang last night, but holy fuck my asshole is on fire.
Person 2: Don’t I know it. Your digestive tract was overstimulated from all the blow - it’s Escobar’s Revenge, brother.

by Jigginsmusic December 6, 2022

stiffles revenge

After you bang your bird you reach under bed for your cum sock. You slip it on your hand like its a sock puppet. When you get ole girls attention you yell "Arrrggghh i gots your booty now take the revenge of Stiffle the Forth" and rub the sock on her mouth as it were kissing.

Bro 1: man Amy was still spitting and complaining of the cuts to her lip from my cum sock.

Bro2: OMG you did not! You let her be attacked by Stiffles Revenge? You heartless prick.

by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023

Revenge Era

"Your revenge era is a mindset—an opportunity to become the most ~bad bitch~ version of yourself."

"So, how are you? ... You know, after the breakup."

"I'm good. Honestly...I'm in my revenge era"

by starpower101 December 10, 2023

REVENGE SEX

This is when a girl fucks another guy thinking shes getting back at you, but all it does is give her whore status.

My girlfriend had revenge sex, and now she wonders why shes has whore status.

by Dmoney923 January 24, 2024

Tommy’s Revenge

When you put your dick in a girls Vagina and she pees on it

I heard Joey’s girl Tommy’s Revenged him

by Icevest July 7, 2024

Nibbler’s Revenge

The opposite of Montezuma’s Revenge.

When you take a dump so dense, black and solid that it does not reflect visible light and can be harvested to power starships. May tear open the space-time continuum, or the anus.

“Hey Fry, why were you in the bathroom so long?”

“Sorry, Leela, I had a case of Nibbler’s Revenge.”

by JohnFromMathClass October 19, 2019

Revenge

Revenge is an action usually performed with malicious intent and in retaliation to a previously executed crime against humanity. Revenge comes in all forms, from putting worms in someone's locker, to socially destroying them, to removing one of their eyebrows. Milder forms include shading the truth, innocent pranks, and immature forms of physical punishment. Not to be confused with karma.

Revenge. Sweet, sweet, revenge.

by abcdewgh May 26, 2018