iPodcalypse

1. The onslaught of Apple products that just keep coming to financially and mentally annoy and inconvenience you.
2. What you want to bring down upon your iPod when it's taking forever to turn back on after a battery death or random freeze.

1. "Oh man, I bought an iPhone 4 and it seemed so cool but look the iPodcalypse keeps coming with the iPhone 5! Crap!"
2. "Ahh! My iPod won't turn on and I might need it in the next two seconds! I wish the iPodcalypse would come and wake up or punish my nonresponding iPod."

by AwesomePartyPerson July 28, 2011

ipodophilia

An over zealous love of all things related to the ipod, a fetish for ipods and ipod paraphernalia. See ipodophile, someone with ipodophilia.

John's ipodophilia will take over his life and leave him bankrupt.

by Stephen of the Marshes June 22, 2006

I-pod

The way idiots and southerners write iPod.

i gotz muh i-pod n then i made luv on muh sistah lolz.

by pc_michael July 16, 2006

i-pod

A misspelling of Apple's range of portable iPod media players.

Dave: Hey, can I listen to your i-pod?
Tim: It's iPod, dude.

by orismology April 20, 2010

iPody

A term to describe a girl who looks and behaves like the robot Eve in Wall.E movie

She is so iPody, I just want to hold her hand.

by salbazaz September 24, 2008

iPodologist

An expert on iPods.

John was an iPodologist. He knew more about them than merely turning them on and volume control.

by AnotherAlias January 26, 2010

iPodaphobia

The constant fear that someone will ask "What are you listening to?" at the very moment that you're listing to something that you like, and that is probably good...but would be considered very unhip, therefore rendering you pegged as a dork.

Billy, walking the school hallway jamming to "Rhinestone Cowboy" by Glen Campbell on his iPod, his iPodaphobia at an all-time high, hopes nobody asks what he's listening to.

Hotpants McHottie: "Hey Billy! What are you listening to?"
Billy: "Oh...er....uh....just a little Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden. Totally rockin!"

by Greyborzoi April 19, 2011