andrew hurley

The drummer for Fall Out Boy and is a straight edge bad ass and nobody shall say other wise. But currently has a partner named Meredith so all you bitches that wanted him to yourself, you are so outta luck

Person: Who's Andrew Hurley
Me: The drummer for Fall Out Boy
Person: I have no clue who they are
Me: Fuck you too BEOTCH

by trick_or_pete January 1, 2018

The Hurricane Relief Fund Paradox

When you set up a hurricane relief fund at work and are forced to liquidate the funds at the bar to celebrate raising the funds.

This truly is the hurricane relief fund paradox (as he sips his beer)

by brownandwilliamswtp June 7, 2018

Joseph Hurlock

Proper cool, ice cold, freezing, space like temperature, out of this world, Tall, exciting, handsome, outstanding, proper, above the rest, to cool for school.

My God dude did you see that fella walking the talk, he was definitely Joseph Hurlock

by Kudlz December 29, 2022

your face hurts my ears

the only thing that is greater than no u

Jim: ur mom gay
Bob: no u
Jim: your face hurts my ears
Bob: literally fucking dies

by hillo ren2 February 10, 2019

The Iron hurricane

When you take a girls bloody tampon out with your teeth and shake it side to side smacking your face with it .

My girl was on the rag and said she’d blow me but first I had to give her “the iron hurricane”!

by Wolfie_314 April 29, 2021

Hot Spring Hurricane

When a man lays face up between two chairs and a woman squats down with a leg on either chair and begins pissing down on the mans face.

"God, last night was incredible! Jessica gave me a Hot Spring Hurricane while I pleasured myself! Oh boy there was piss everywhere I felt like I was in heaven!"

by Madman Bedswerver April 27, 2023

Don't move and it won't hurt

a phrase usable in numerous situations. The original usage is if you are pulling someone's hair, but the joke can easily be used in a sexual sitatuation.

{upon grabbing someone's hair}

You: Don't move and it won't hurt!

by AgentKabuto December 11, 2009