i've got the hump 

be annoyed at...

I've got the hump with England coz they wont let me stay.

i've got the hump by Lily GTR January 13, 2016

Dava Dick Hump n' Jump 

When you trip and fall onto a guitarist's dick, multiple times, while he's playing.

Dude, I was playing this gig last night and totally had someone Dava Dick Hump n' Jump me!

Dava Dick Hump n' Jump by GothicDemonBunny August 4, 2019

Crouch hump 

The action of crouching and standing up repeatedly ontop of a recently dead oponent. The art is most effective in Halo or Halo 2, it is NOT effective or at ALL tolerated in Gears of War because in Halo or Halo 2, you have multiple lives and unlimited time. Gears of War gets more intense and crouch or corpse humping is just not tolerated. After the crouch humping begins, cease within 3 seconds because, that is all the time that is alotted given between the average between the time of respawn while the other player can see their own body, and the average amount of time before a grenade or other weapon will be aimed at you.

Sam: WTF!! I just died!
Victor: That sucks.
Sam: How demoralizing?
Victor: What is?
Sam: He's crouch humping me.

Crouch hump by Sam Gold December 14, 2008

e hump 

A hunch formed on your back from taking the drug Ecstasy. Ecstasy is commonly known to give users back problems, an "e hump" is the effects on your spine from taking Ecstasy.

Oh my! You're gunna have to stop doing ecstasy.. Look at the e hump you're getting!

e hump by UnknownUser August 28, 2005

Dry Hump

drahy - huhmp
Verb : dry hump, dry humping, dry humped

A term used in retail to describe an experience where a sales associate spends a considerable amount of time with a customer, and the customer leaves the store without making a purchase.

Manager: "Tyler, you spent over 45 minutes with that customer, and they left empty handed!"

Tyler: "I told her all about that laptop, showed her all the accessories she'd need, told her about the service, hell I even smiled, and she just walked off."

Manager: "Gotta love getting dry humped."

Dry Hump by theSMOOF November 15, 2007

sport-hump 

A harmless heterosexual act of playful dominance.

Hey guys, lets go sport hump my uncle.

sport-hump by Very smart guy July 21, 2003

pump hump 

To kill an enemy with a pump action shotgun or any shotgun in a video game.

I was lying on the ground sniping and this faggot ran up on me and pump humped me from behind.

pump hump by compactification May 11, 2009