horny

The desire to have sex

Probably what your feeling if your looking up the definition for horny like I do

One day jane's brother had a friend over. Just looking at him made her horny so she went into her bathroom and turned the shower on. She spread her legs and let the water rush into her pussy, giving her multiple orgasms. It felt so great that she couldn't help but moan and scream with pleasure. Her brothers friend john walked in and noticed what she was doing. But she didn't care she was enjoying herself too much. John shut the door and locked it, then turned around to look at jane again. Suddenly he stripped down to nothing and jane saw his 9" cock sticking straight up. She jumped out of the shower and gave him the best head he could ever imagine!! He pulled his cock out of her mouth just in time to give her a full on facial..then he turned her over and made her get on her hands and knees. He shoved his cock into her ass and fingered her at the same time. Jane was in heaven...she was having orgasms left and right and couldn't help but moan over and over again bc he was touching all the right spots. He turned her around again and they had sex in missionary position. He fucked her hard over and over again. He came inside her and they were so exhausted and full of pleasure that they got in the shower and did 69 standing until they were pruned up from the shower. They washed up, got out and "met up" everynight after that.

by hornyasamofo June 8, 2010

safe horny

Safe horny denotes subjects towards which the current Overton window allows or even encourages public displays of sexual attraction.

"Hey bro, check out this artwork of nude Lady Dimitrescu"
"Not interested, she's safe horny"

by Mom's Spaghetti Enjoyer May 8, 2023

horny

becoming sexually aroused.
can be solved by masturbation or sexual intercourse.

Matt had a Victoria's Secret catalogue on his bed, searching for hot lingerie for his girlfriend Lily. He was so horny, his cock was nearly ripping through his pants. Lily knocked on the door, whispering his name softly. He called her in, and nearly fell off the bed. She was in a pink lacey bra with a black thong, and she had a fierce look in her eyes. She leapt onto the bed, fingering his cock quickly, before ripping down his pants. She licked his cock, then deep throated it. Matt groaned in pleasure, keeping from an orgasm. She released him, and spread her legs wide on the bed. He took off her thong with his teeth, licking the inside of her thighs before eating her out, her pussy as wet as an ocean. Lily moaned, his name escaping her lips. He took his cock and entered her, humping her in fact paces. "OH BABY. FASTERRRRR" she screamed, throwing her head back. They hit orgasms at the same time, their sheets drowning in their cum. Matt continued to lick her breasts, as she raked her nails down his back. They ended in the 69 position, falling asleep there. Matt stills gets horny thinking about that night.

hope this made you as horny as it made me

by HotasHome June 2, 2008

horny old man

1. A perverted old man living in his mother's basement. He does not have the decency to take a clean shower and spends his worthless days watching pr0n and browsing 4chan. He often tried to fit with the nerds on the internet by attempting to stay "hip" and "fresh".

2. A pedophile above the age of 65.

3. Your dad.

John: This guy wants to add me on Facebook, but he 72 years old!
Mary: It's probably some horny old man. Ignore him.

by DreadedCo April 4, 2010

Horny Duel

Action directly following intercourse whereby the man removes the full condom from his penis and proceeds to slap the woman in the face with it. This action is always accompanied by the verbal phrase "I challenge you to fuck me again".

Embittered by his recent fantasy football loss, Trevor vindictively challenged Claire to a horny duel.

by Mathias H June 21, 2009

horny Heffer

A disgustingly ugly chick aged between 13-21 who appears to be a young cow but on closer inspection is actually a human.
The clothes they wear include: full purple tracksuit, shirts that are slightly to small around the waist and fluffy tangled hair.
They would gladly take ten penises at once but unfortunately no man in their right mind would have sex with one of these wild beasts. They can be found looking for a mate on online dating websites and working as underpaid secretaries in country towns.

oi mate, look at the size of that horny heffer. i bet she would like a dick up her ass

by sperma toadle August 21, 2010

horny toad

1. A person who desperately wants sex, but is never gonna get any because they are ugly or have some other undesirable characteristics.

"You're a freaking horny toad! just go jerk off or something, and get over it!"

by Fobugee October 22, 2003