dude heat 

The heat that is generated when several males pass out in the same vicinity.

There was some pretty unbearable dude heat in the hotel room.

dude heat by Gus Muscleman January 6, 2009

Scoville Heat Units 

A Scoville Heat Unit (SHU) is a measurement indicating the spiciness of a Chili Pepper.

The Trinidad Moruga Scorpion Pepper has around 2,009,231 Scoville Heat Units, and is currently the hottest Chili Pepper in the world.

Scoville Heat Units by Darkforge317 September 28, 2013

latent heat 

The tingling burning sensation felt on the anus after doing a large poo! Although felt on the anus, this phenomenon is sensed by the individual as a temperature increase within their cubicle directly proportional to both the girth and gestation period of the poo.

Dave wrote off my toilet this morning and blamed his sweating on the latent heat produced by his massive shit!

latent heat by LFBG2G February 1, 2014

Airship race (dead heat in the) 

Used to describe a lady well endowed in the breast department walking past.

"I say, her comes Daphne from accounts"
"Yes, and I see it's still a dead heat in the Airship race"

Airship race (dead heat in the)

Airship race (dead heat in the) by Tony Yates May 9, 2007

anal heat 

The burning sensation that occurs when passing a load after eating spicy food.

There was enough anal heat in the stall to light my blunt.

anal heat by Eddey Robinson March 3, 2007

2pac'kin heat 

A cross between 2pac the artist and packing heat. It means to Be carrying a gun for yourself and a gun for a friend, hence the name 2pac'kin heat. Tupac Shakur (2pac) used to do this for his close friends.

(a black gangsta approaches a fellow gang member)

First Nigga: "2pac'kin heat ?"
Second Nigga "Nah, fool, gonna pop some cracka's on ma own.

2pac'kin heat by boganpride10101 December 17, 2008

If you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the kitchen. 

If the task you are pursuing puts too much pressure on you, then you should not pursue the task. (Especially if the pressure exceeds the benefits of the task.)

My boss saw that I was in panic mode to get my job done today. Instead of words of encouragement, she said to me "If you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the kitchen." ..What a bitch!

If you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the kitchen. by cjammer911 July 13, 2013