Halo 3: ODST

The best of the Halo line so far. ODST takes you to the human side of the fight against the Covenant taking place before the days of Master Chief. The side effects to letting your loved ones get this game can and will show up at odd moments during the day.

Side effect includes:

1. Randomly yelling about stupid grunts being dumb.

2. Upon the completion of simple tasks using the words epic, legendary, owned, overkill, and/or random muttering about how one 'pwn'd' that shit..

3. Total lack of any kind of attention to the every day life around them.

4. When talking to someone about anything they make reference to something that Master Chief would do in that situation.

5. The forgetting of important dates due to needing to reach 200,000 points on Heroic Lost Platoon for the achievement that will finish off all 8 lvls they have been needing that for.

6. The noted drop in grades going from A's to D's because they wrote a paper on the subject of how Buck was the best player in all of Fire Fight and could easily get way more kills in real life then Sgt. Johnson.

Ex. 1.
Dog runs into wall.
Boy: Stupid dog. Just like a grunt, don't know where it's going...
Ex. 2
Guy talking to friend about his gf.
Friend: Dude I heard your girl was over last night...
Guy: Yeah man. I was like, epically hittin' it too. We went overkill with it...
Friend: Legendary...
Ex. 3
Girl: Hun the dogs need to go out.(30 minutes later) Hun did you let the dogs out?
Guy: (playing Halo 3: ODST) COMMON YOU GRUNT JUST DIE!!
Girl: What the hell?! (5 minutes later) The kitchen is on fire and your mom called, she has cancer..
Guy: Huh. Just give me a few more minutes to kill these brutes and I will let the dog out...
Ex. 4
Kid: Hey man I saw this car go crashing into a wall yesterday.
Friend: Dude if Master Chief had been there he would have blasted the wall before he even got close to crashing...
Ex. 5
Girl: (hands guy a small gift box) Here... Remember what today is?
Guy: Hell yeah. Today is the day I finally get the damn achievement on Heroic for the complete set...
Girl: No. Today was supposed to be out 4th anniversary a**hole.
Ex. 6
Teacher: Well Mrs. Doe your child got that D cause he wrote this for his report on his hero..
Paper: Buck so would have killed like 40,000 brutes before Sgt. Johnson could have even lit his cigar. If I could be anyone when I got older it would be Buck from the Orbital Drop Shock Troopers squad,
Teacher: I think you might need to put him in counciling for video addiction.

by LithargiaChaos October 1, 2009

Halo 3

Last game to be released in the Halo series. Was hyped beyond belief leading up to launch, with all kinds of coverage on the launch day from many forms of media. Sadly, I bought into the hype, depsite telling myself not to buy it cause it might suck as bad as halo 2. When i got this game and beat the campaign, i felt not a sense of accomplishment, but rather severe disappoitment. The story was non-existant, gameplay was too repetitive, fight sequences were rather dull and boring, teammates acted like they were recruited from the short bus (no wonder humanity was losing to the covenant!), graphics were unimpressive, with last gen-esq graphics in some areas, and barely current gen graphics in others. Character models, with the exception of Miranda Keyes, were just awful to look at. Voice acting was poor, and Chief's usually funny one liners were a borefest in this one. Controls were all messed up, the level design was poor, and the last boss was 343 Guilty Spark with Chief having the Spartan Laser... no challenge, huge letdown. Where the hell is that epic battle that was promised by the commericals? Ending was okay. Multiplayer is likely awesome (i don't have high-speed internet), but from what i've seen, its basically Halo 2 with shiny graphics and renamed maps. *yawn*

I loved Halo. My friends and i played it to death two summers ago. But then we got Halo 2, and man were we disappointed. I was really hoping Halo 3 would make up from the crapulance we had to play, but it performed even worse than Halo 2. I beat the game and decided to play with my friend... We got bored and stopped playing co-op after two hours and switched to Gears of War. Haven't touched Halo 3 since. Unless you love multiplayer and don't care for the single player, stay away from this one.

by Chrisguy (chrisguy) December 31, 2007

Halo 2

A great game in it's own right, and a must-own for X-Box. Not better than Half-Life 2, but still very respectable.

I just bought Halo 2, and I love it.

by Davis 51 December 4, 2004

Halo 2

A game that sucks majorly.

person 1 "Halo 2 sucks"
person 2 "Let's go play Half-Life 2"
person 1 "How about CS:S first"
person 3 "Valve rules the universe"

by GTA: San Andreas June 26, 2005

Halo 2

A game that geeks consider the best game ever made, a game better than sex. If you're one of them, you deserve to hang yourself and die because it's just a fucking game that geeks die for.

"I love halo 2 more than my mom"

by sublime November 6, 2004

halo 2

Overrated. The game is so inconsistant it isn't funny. Sometimes you can bitch slap a guy with the end of your rifle 4 times and won't die, yet occasionally he'll die with 2. Bullshit combos and bullshit weapons. The game's inconsistancy is enough to make me break the Xbox (true story). Bungie are a bunch of money whores and nazi's.

*Shoots guy with battlerifle*
*runs up smacks him*
Pause...
*smacks him again*
Pause...
*Smack
*Samck*
*Guy turns around and blows your face off with the plasma pistol*
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!"

by calvinownsj00 July 10, 2005

Halo 2

An over-rated video game that stole everyone of my friends.

My friend: Yo do you want to come over and play Halo 2

Me: I told you i have a PS2 and Halo 2 sucks ass.

My friend: If you say that again I'll be forced to stab you with a soldering iron.

by THS December 22, 2004