being happy

A myth told by elders

Grandpa: hey, why aren’t you being happy
Me: can’t

by Sadboi12247 August 2, 2020

happy sacks

balls, testicles, nuts.

"His happy sacks were slapping her arse good and proper"

by stouffer and stuey November 10, 2002

happy

A feeling of contentment and peace, like you don't need anything else.

Dude 1: If you could have anything right now, what would you have?
Dude 2: Nothing, man. I'm happy as is.

by M. M. S. January 5, 2006

Happenis

Happenis (pronounced Happiness) is the erection of a penis. Men are typically not held accountable for their actions as this condition usually leads them into relationships that otherwise they would avoid.

“What is happenis? I have a hard on… then yes - this must be love”.

by Sex and the Sunday Morning Woody July 9, 2006

Happy-ending massage

When the massuse gives the person being massaged a handjob

She got a happy-ending massage when that sexy male masseuse spread her legs and...

by Little cheeto August 3, 2018

Happy Sock

n.

1. A mans favorite sock which he uses for masturbation.During masturbation, the sock catches the ejaculation which prevents a messy episode. Originating from some guy name Happy.

I want to spank my monkey. Have you seen my happy sock?

by bigjlj January 29, 2006

happy tree day

When you are talking to someone and they don't happen to hear you or are spacing out, you say this phrase. It implies that they are like a tree and are impervious to their surroundings. Then, hopefully, they'll hear it and start paying attention.

I don't know if this phrase is used in English but I know it is used in Spanish. My Colombian friend used this when I didn't know she was talking to me. However, she said it in Spanish: "Feliz Dia del Arbol"

Person A: blahblahblah
Person B: *spacing out*
Person A: Happy tree day!

by Flora H January 8, 2006