guzzle

The phenomena of internally reacting to an experience/message which would prompt a visceral response if other people were present/ if the experience was shared. (laughing in your head because no one else is there) (the theory that facial expressions are largely performed/learned and humans threshold for humour is significantly higher than externally presented)

Reading Gus's text made me guzzle, when I read it aloud to Lulu I started to laugh out loud.

by proteinballs July 3, 2024

guzz

Ginger huzz. Like a ginger bro/chill friend.

Classmate: you wanna study tonight?
Me: nah, I'm hanging out with the guzz

by holygyatt November 26, 2024

guzzmaxxing

the act of seeking a "guzz," commonly with the intention of guzzling and slorping the "guzz."

(the term "guzz" can be applied in many ways, just use your imagination)

"Yo man, what have you been up to recently?"

"Nothing much, mostly been dabbling in guzzmaxxing."

"..."

"I've been looking for a fine guzz."

*files restraining order*

by FiberQua k2 10 December 31, 2024

Guzz

1. The ghost huzz (huzz meaning hoes)

Bro I got that paronormal guzz.

by djejwnwjnn January 4, 2025

Guzinta

A combination of 2 or more songs played by a jam band.

A couple good examples from the Grateful Dead song book include Scarlet Begonias>Fire On the Mountain and China cat Sunflower>I know you Rider.

I love when the Dead plays a guzinta.

by anonymous January 12, 2025

Gruzzing

You need two or more people and a decomposing or decomposed deceased pregnant woman. You take turns gangbanging her, all finishing inside, and then at the end you push out whatever's left of the baby into a bowl. You then blend it and then marinate a steak with it, preferably 12 oz., but any size works. You then grill and eat the steak. These steaks are called "gruzz steaks".

Me and Paul were gruzzing down the road last night.

by sigmaboyligma56 January 28, 2025

Guzzler

Can be a male or female. Either way, they ingest way too much sperm!

I heard that girl at the coffee shop is a real guzzler. I got her number. We’remmeeting at 6 tonight!

by anonymous March 13, 2026