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kristyne guzzi 

The brown part on the banana. Shit stain

Small tits

Small ass
Ernesto
Yells outload for no reason
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Moto Guzzi Le Mans 

bizarre but highly loveable cross between a motorcycle and a very fast tractor engine.
Although they are no Ducati, they were rudely fast in their day, and have quite rightly aquired the glow of legendary status.
A well ridden example will still scare the crap out of a modern ricer on the right road, and sound superb while doing so.
Later examples got more powerful, faster, heavier, taller in the seat and scarier to ride at speed, the very best example of this is the Mk4, best avoided unless you LIKE surges of adrenalin for all the wrong reasons
"Hey man, I was riding my 1100 Honsakawaki the other day, and I crapped myself when i was overtaken around a corner by a guy on a really loud red bike"

"Oh, did you see what it was?"

"Well it sounded like a Harley on acid!, I thought it was a Ducati, but when I did catch up it was a Moto Guzzi Le Mans!"
Moto Guzzi Le Mans by 750monza August 21, 2009

moto guzzi 

A strange shaft-driven eye-talian motorcycle. The motor, originally used in tractors, consists of 2 large cylinders jutting upward on each side. Because they last so long, most owners are quirky old men over the age of 60. Often referred to as 'The Italian Harley'.
An often heard remark uttered by a local seen peering at the tank badge: "Modo-GOOZEE?? What the hell kinda Harley is THAT?"
moto guzzi by Vinnie Pastarini August 11, 2005

moto guzzi 

A stupid motorbike that is riden by people who fail
Oh yeah its double over head, moto guzzi, quazzi, crunchy demons of supercross, moto guzzi oil motor fast speedy 4 $ 5
moto guzzi by dommie June 11, 2007

Guzzlina 

A chick that can pound down or shotgun a beer faster than any guy could imagine.
Rachel had 3 Tall Boys down her throat before Dean cracked open his first. She was a fuckin' GuzzlIna!!!
Guzzlina by will bitten March 22, 2017

pinch your guzzy 

this happens primarily on a swingset when you're not careful
Suzy!!! you'l PINCH YOUR GUZZY! get down from that swingset right now young lady!
pinch your guzzy by jac-h May 12, 2011