Definitions by sigmaboyligma56

Gruzzing

You need two or more people and a decomposing or decomposed deceased pregnant woman. You take turns gangbanging her, all finishing inside, and then at the end you push out whatever's left of the baby into a bowl. You then blend it and then marinate a steak with it, preferably 12 oz., but any size works. You then grill and eat the steak. These steaks are called "gruzz steaks".

Me and Paul were gruzzing down the road last night.

Gruzzing by sigmaboyligma56 January 28, 2025

Gunkmaxing

Fingering yourself, jelqing, and edging simultaneously.

Me and George were gunkmaxing to Fight Club last night.

Gunkmaxing by sigmaboyligma56 January 28, 2025