Derogatory term for an IRL IndyCar fan, or anyone who attends, watches or supports IndyCar and actually gets excited about it.
Person A: "Marlboro sent me some free tickets to an IndyCar event. I'd never actually spend my own money on IndyCar tickets but these are really good seats. Should be exciting - I can't wait!"
Person B: "You're such a gomer. Even if they paid me, I still wouldn't go. I only watch real racing."
Person B: "You're such a gomer. Even if they paid me, I still wouldn't go. I only watch real racing."
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Worse than a Gomez, Gomer and Guido combined. Gomes is a steamy, ultra-runny, chunky (peanuts), light tan colored, most vile pile of diarrhea that one accidentally extricates at a inopportune moment. A Gomes is a surprise attack that can happen anywhere and always occurs while fully dressed. For some reason it has been know to occur at a disproportional rate while walking home from school. Perhaps due to being overly bored in class all day? To be called a Gomes is to be called this. Simply Nasty!
Example 1:
Mario: Yo Angelo, did ya here what happened to Levio?
Angelo: What?
Mario: He pulled the biggest, nastiest Gomes ever when eating lunch with his Mom at Olive Garden yesterday!
Angelo: No fucking way!
Mario: Yeah, the diarrhea ran all down his leg and onto the carpet and waiter yelled at him and told him he had to clean it up.
It soaked right through his shorts!
Angelo: Jesus.
Example 2:
Hey Gomes, that's my last fucking beer! Hands off Gomes!
Mario: Yo Angelo, did ya here what happened to Levio?
Angelo: What?
Mario: He pulled the biggest, nastiest Gomes ever when eating lunch with his Mom at Olive Garden yesterday!
Angelo: No fucking way!
Mario: Yeah, the diarrhea ran all down his leg and onto the carpet and waiter yelled at him and told him he had to clean it up.
It soaked right through his shorts!
Angelo: Jesus.
Example 2:
Hey Gomes, that's my last fucking beer! Hands off Gomes!
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by collizle the great November 24, 2006
Get the Gnome-Lover mug.A dumb bitch who plays a victim. The only reason she is still relevant is because of her on an d off relationship with, you guessed it, Justin Bieber. She cant sing or dance. She is also fake. Demi and Miley and Ariana are better than her skank ass. She is also a flat piece of paper. No shape what-so-ever.
Friend: "Did you hear The Heart Want What It Wants by Selena Gomez?"
Me: "Did you hear Love Me Harder? Wait, I'm sure you did, because its better than that irrelevant, bad vocals ass song.
Friend: "..................Right!"
Me: "Did you hear Love Me Harder? Wait, I'm sure you did, because its better than that irrelevant, bad vocals ass song.
Friend: "..................Right!"
by Kalovesyou December 28, 2014
Get the Selena Gomez mug.A gnome is the preponderance of pre-pubescent, or simply underdeveloped teenage males that preoccupy their lives with nerdy online games such as “world of warcraft” and “torn city”. Whilst conversing to their overseas online buddies, they often use a prevalent amount of expressive emoticons and online slang. The average gnome begins their internet alter-identity at a young age, and progress from pet sites such as “neopets” onto bigger and tougher games, such as “counter strike” and “world of warcraft”.
Often, some gnomes progress onto even owning their own gaming website. This however, is only the “leader gnomes”, not the “try hard gnomes”.
The gnomes appearance is often very mediocre, they are usually rather stocky, from all those solitary hours spent at the computer, or quite lanky from the lack of eating from spending many solitary hours at the computer. Their hair is often short and buzzed into a crew cut and their clothing is still chosen by their overbearing mothers.
Many gnomes chose to be employed by their local supermarket as their first job, this often develops into a full-fledged obsession as many gnomes become obsessed and desire a job as CEO when older.
Often, some gnomes progress onto even owning their own gaming website. This however, is only the “leader gnomes”, not the “try hard gnomes”.
The gnomes appearance is often very mediocre, they are usually rather stocky, from all those solitary hours spent at the computer, or quite lanky from the lack of eating from spending many solitary hours at the computer. Their hair is often short and buzzed into a crew cut and their clothing is still chosen by their overbearing mothers.
Many gnomes chose to be employed by their local supermarket as their first job, this often develops into a full-fledged obsession as many gnomes become obsessed and desire a job as CEO when older.
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