A TRANSVESTITE, ONE WHO TRIES TO MAINTAIN ITS MANLY IMAGE BY SHAKING ITS ASS ON SOCIAL MEDIA. TYPICALLY SMALL AND PUNY IN SIZE, THEY SPENT THEIR ENTIRE LIVES TRYING TO OVERCOMPENSATE FOR THEIR MICRO-PENISES.
THE KID CONTINUED TO SHAKE HER FEMININE ASS INSPITE OF THE IMMEDIATE REALISATION THAT DAWNED UPON EVERYBODY THAT HE WAS A GOOCHA
by GRAMMAR_NERD_81 October 8, 2020
Get the GOOCHA mug.Wrestler A: I’m so glad I won.
Coach: How did you end up winning?
Wrestler A: I used the gooch knuckle and he completely gave up.
Coach: How did you end up winning?
Wrestler A: I used the gooch knuckle and he completely gave up.
by amnbitch July 18, 2021
Get the gooch knuckle mug.The act of performing the Goonschlagga Gambit on a chess opponent.
The Goonschlagga Gambit is the largest possible trade in the game of chess, and often is performed against young children as their brains are wrinkleless and undeveloped, making their chess strategy often far worse than that of wrinkly old brains. The Goonschlagga Gambit is the act of sacrificing a pawn in order to capture the opposing player's queen if they capture the pawn with their queen. This forces the opponent to choose between moving their queen to safety and losing the enemy pawn capture, or saving their queen. Those with brains of the mushier variety are far more susceptible to the Goonschlagga Gambit, and will choose to take the pawn.
The Goonschlagga Gambit is the largest possible trade in the game of chess, and often is performed against young children as their brains are wrinkleless and undeveloped, making their chess strategy often far worse than that of wrinkly old brains. The Goonschlagga Gambit is the act of sacrificing a pawn in order to capture the opposing player's queen if they capture the pawn with their queen. This forces the opponent to choose between moving their queen to safety and losing the enemy pawn capture, or saving their queen. Those with brains of the mushier variety are far more susceptible to the Goonschlagga Gambit, and will choose to take the pawn.
"Do you smell what what the Rock is cooking?"
"N- no-"
"That's right, you got 'schlagged bitch"
"...what lol"
"THE GOONSCHLAGGA YOU FOOL >:))"
"N- no-"
"That's right, you got 'schlagged bitch"
"...what lol"
"THE GOONSCHLAGGA YOU FOOL >:))"
by the_Blind_Bread August 2, 2021
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i had to take steamy leaky and thank god i used the gooch pump or else i wouldve been all warmy in my pantalones
by DopeDudeDustin August 28, 2021
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Another way of saying someone is a suck-up or ass-kisser; The word Gooch is referring to the no man’s land between a males asshole and balls.
by Cledusbosepheus February 24, 2022
Get the Gooch-licker mug.1) The fluid that collects on ones Gooch (also known as the taint) (area between ball sack and asshole) from sweating
2) An alcoholic beverage consisting of crown apple or Jim bean apple, yellow (tropical) redbull, sprite and a splash of cranberry juice.
2) An alcoholic beverage consisting of crown apple or Jim bean apple, yellow (tropical) redbull, sprite and a splash of cranberry juice.
His underwear were dripping from his "gooch juice".
Taste this "gooch juice" I just got from the bar!
Taste this "gooch juice" I just got from the bar!
by Mrs Balue March 14, 2023
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