karma golf

The practice of intentionally losing karma in TTT and its derivatives because in golf, a lower score is better

1: GET BANNED AND TAKE THE L
2: I was just playing karma golf

by NerdAnnihilator May 12, 2021

golf kid

a really annoying kid who thinks he is the coolest toughest kid but he really sucks

Golf kid:you scared the mess out of me

by XxXnofoshoXxX January 29, 2008

Golf

A sport which is mainly played by skinny privileged white boys who have severe nicotine addictions, low IQs, and are unathletic in every other sport. However, it is occasionally filled with handsome respectable boys who are simply forced by the boomers in their family to participate in the snooze fest of a sport.

“Didn’t you hear? He plays golf.”
“ Oh shit. Looks like he’s got a 99% chance of being an entitled asshole and a 1% chance of being perfect. Guess i’ll Hope for the 1%.”

by sheratesdogs January 10, 2020

Super Swing Golf

A kickass wii golf game that was popular back in 2006. Not many people, or anyone at all, remembers it.

"Hey have you ever played Super Swing Golf?"

"Nope, never heard of it."

by Ace_66669 April 16, 2022

Forced mini golf

The act of forcing one to go on a mini-golf date with you but instead of mini-golfing you pee on each other.

girl: you don't wanna go on a mini-golf date with me?
him: no
girl: too bad
*at mini-golf place*
him: I have to go to the bathroom
Girl: oooo I can help
him: we on a forced mini golf right now?!?!

by Ldkdjndnxsjksnsbs January 26, 2021

Golf

A means for debauchery under cover as a gentlemen's sport.

Hey fellas, tell the wives we have a golf tee time at 10am and wont be home until 3pm.
Unfortunately will have to miss the dance recital.

by McM@nus December 29, 2023

golf

Something that aint no sport

Jon: Ay yo what sport club you gon sign up for?

Adam: I was thinking golf
Jon: It aint a fucking sport

by philswift2 December 7, 2020