godding

Total bus-shagging gimp!

Oi, you are such a godding!

by _pete_ October 6, 2006

godbagger

An individual who uses their religious convictions as justification for idiotic or sociopathic behavior.

Presumably derived from douchebag (cf. godbag).

"Thanks to the dedicated work of godbaggers, it's very difficult for kids to learn about science in Kansas."

by William Jennings Bryan April 17, 2007

goddy

weed in a cigar wrapper

that dude smoked a goddy in 20 minutes.. he was a hero

by dawnzzay August 16, 2003

Godfather

an ingenious man named know as Don Vito,but most commonly known to as Mike Bradley,earned the name by becoming one of the smartest businessmen/medical genius/and most knowledgeable men when coming to rifles and weapons of the sort.If caught in a firefight he will go down w/ honor and guns blazing(as if he'll go down,that mans a machine). Highly believes in loyalty as does don Vito. A wonderful philosophy of his is "life's a business,Run it". He believes in family and protecting his own. When provoked this machine/beast goes into a habitability state scaring off weak pray by flailing arms and screaming tribal terms such as "kajjumba" and "jamango". Most memorable thing ever done by him is convincing a Canadian to make sweet sweet(actually sour) love to a grapefruit. Owned the world of war craft market w/in days using simple logic and thinking.Future terminators and sky net of the sort must know,if you try to destroy this man,you will be fucked in any and every which way possible,that is all. Many pages of a book can be used to describe the godfather, and many can be witnessed.if he so chooses to allow your prescience while not tearing the flesh from your throat for the fun of it. You must know of this man, he is legend and will remain as soon as he makes it to 4star general.

"damn dude that Abrams tank blowing off insurgents reminds me of the godfather,so subtle yet so fierce at the same time." "yeah,just be glad hes on our side,i heard he once made a necklace out of human ears and carried it around like dog tags"

by USMC7509 August 9, 2009

Emo Goddess

ME.
A girl that has a lot of experience with emo culture and that is bordering on being emoth.She cares for and protects her followers,emo boys and emo girlsfrom the total exposure of her kind. emo goddesses are mysterious and they tend to want only the totally emo to know her deep, dark secrets.

*girl* - hey cheer up emo boy
*emo boy* - 'cries'
*emo goddess* - leave him bitch
*emo goddess* - come and cut with us emo boy
*emo boy* - 'cries' okay
*other emo boy* - come on emo boy 'cries'(puts arm around emo boy)
*emo boy* - 'cries'(kisses other emo boy)
*girl* - you two are gay
*emo goddess* - fuck off

by EmoGoddess November 16, 2006

godfart

When, in the process of an internet debate on religion, one member poses a question so difficult, the other member goes into a seizure.

"If God loves us, why does he kill us?"
"...um..."
"You're a Godfart."

by Slick Racer March 5, 2004

Godd

Todd the Godd Howard

Person:"Who do you believe in?"
Me:"Why, our Lord and Savior Todd the Godd!"

by SkyrimRemastered:SwitchEdition March 27, 2019