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God

All of those good comforting things (like a teddy bear, not a....other things...>_<)
Tamara: I talked to God today. 'o'
Mom: Good for you. ^o^
by Dr. Luigi July 4, 2006
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God

A very popular semi-imaginary being whose believers serve as a straw man for Atheists.

Most likely a mechanism in the human brain used to cope with survival.

Though many people have died for It, many people live for It as well.

Just because it's in your imagination and you keep it to yourself doesn't mean it will hurt you. Some people need to believe in god.
Atheist, talking to themselves: Christian: I believe in God, even though (scientific theory that Atheist read about in Time the other day) says it's not true.

Atheist, talking to themselves: Hindu: God exists because (mentions several seemingly barbarous traditions of Hinduism) GAR GAR GAR!!!

Athiest to imaginary straw men: No, because (scientific explanation)

Passing Agnostic: STRAW MAN!!!
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John Lennon:I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?

Me: I don't have to believe in god and I don't have to not believe in god. Either way, I'll die and if I rot, it's not like I can be disappointed, and if I get to heaven, it's not like i lost.
by amused former atheist October 8, 2010
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God

The Creator of the Universe, Earth, and you.
"He sent his one and only son, that whoever shall believe in him, shall not perish, but have everlasting life." John 3:16
The only father that loves, cares, and forgives u no matter what you have done.
Creator, Messiah, Almighty, Father, The Annointed One, and the One and Only God.
by God's Child August 22, 2012
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God

A being that was said to have created the universe, earth trees, dogs and people when realy people created it and everything associated with it.
"All God is, is the collective will of everyone who beleives in him."

"If you truly, with all your heart, no doubt beleive there is realy something out there watching over us, there is something seriously wrong with you."
by Kyal Lindeman January 18, 2008
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God

The Ultimate source of all morality and life. God is not restricted by the things we are, as God is greater than can be envisaged. Though there cannot be any empirical proof of God, there is much religious proof and, in fact, much scientific fact that points to a creative force, if nothing else.
Biblical evidences -look at them! don't disagree with something you only know the basics of! The World around you - think about it...., God
by WillSly December 9, 2008
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God

Thank you God for giving me this.
by RLM Swimmer June 3, 2019
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God

The Creator of heaven and earth.
Savior of all mankind!
Father as well as Son!
HE LOVES US ALL, AND WILL NEVER STOP!
God is going to help me to live a life full of love!
by Mr.Preacher December 2, 2018
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