Garfield

the most retarded and un-funny comic in exsistance that somehow grosses ~1billion dollars a year on stupid consumers

Garfield: DERP HERP DERP
Audience: hahaha lets spend money

by Both Chooch and Bambam June 12, 2010

garbini

1. a not so common last name
2. usually has a relation to the mafia
3. comes from a bloodline of gorgeous italians

*guy sees babe with great eyes and straight brown hair walk by*
guy: i bet she's a garbini
friend: hell yeah, i bet she's awesome at parties

by flying.mackerel February 22, 2009

garf

A particularly gay scarf.

I'm not a big fan of scarfs, but damn, that is a fucking garf.

by GarfHater December 21, 2009

Cherry Garcia

When a girl is straddling a guy's face before he eats her out, but instead she shits on his face. Then, as he sits up to yell at her, she punches him in the nose. The mixture of blood and fecal matter resembles the Ben & Jerry's ice cream Cherry Garcia

Delicious.

Ian: "Sam why are you covered in shit and blood?"
Sam: "Kendra gave me a Cherry Garcia."

by Janet O'Malley July 2, 2007

Garfilia(c)

The act of loving or someone who loves the cartoon character "Garfield" with a passion.

Guy: I think I'm into Garfilia.
Girl: You're a Garfiliac too?
-Garfilia(c) can be used both ways for different sentences.-

by Trihard7GGX August 19, 2018

Garfing

It is when you bake a cake for you hamster prostitute while ejaculating inside of your birthmother

O wow look at Alexander garfing in the tree.

by Jesus Molester June 5, 2019

Garfielding

When you have made a Human Lasagna you then eat out of the woman vagina. Saying "I hate mondays" is also optional to add some flare.

Tony: After I make the human Lasagna what do I do after.
Carl: Oh, just go full on Garfield on her, Garfielding gives massive amounts of pleasure to both of you.

by Jjayunfaced April 18, 2019