guild jumper

Noun. Someone who jumps from one player organization in a game to another organization repeatedly within a short period of time.

Blacktoe is such a guild jumper, he joined and left five guilds within a two month's time frame.

by stupidroro February 10, 2010

Guidotti

A member of the Arachnid family that dwells under rocks and dreams of one day making big in the tornado chasing industry. Loves disaster movies including spiders eating smaller insects. Mentioned in the horrific novel "A Nightmare Featuring Caitlin of Guidotti" by award winning author Carole Hutchinson, in which a young Guidotti named Caitlin fulfills her dreams only to be eaten by a shark.

Oh look! There is a terrfying Guidotti! Squash it with your foot! Or, better, use the vacuum cleaner!

by Jane C June 11, 2010

guidopotamus

a guido/guidette who wears big sunglasses, usually overweight; and has an ugly smile with a huge gap that makes her/him look like a hippo! (usually of Italian descent)

look at christina's smile! shes a total guidopotamus!

by guidopotamus in training July 20, 2010

Guitar

A fantastic invention that can be used for both picking up chicks and pissing off neighbors. Generally involves 6-42 strings, 2-3 pickups, and lots of noise.

Bobby's neighbor called the police because his guitar amplifier was rattling windowpanes.

by wacko2 April 3, 2011

Guidology

The study of the Jersey Shore cast to learn the dialect and how to act.

Shane studies guidology so he knows how to make his hair into a blowout, and what ed hardy to wear.

by 342fsaf May 16, 2011

guilpy

Feeling simultaneously happy and guilty about something. Applies only to non malicious forms of guilt.

You're saying goodbye to your boyfriend and he misses his flight. You feel so guilpy, that is you feel partially responsible but happy for the extra time that you will gain together.

by ChaRlie aRcher giRl July 8, 2014

guiming

prostitution but you get paid in bitcoin

Have you heard? Apparently Britney was arrested because she was guiming for Owen!
I thought nobody used bitcoin anymore!

by dolphin_mother January 21, 2017