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Although it originated from a picture of a man streaching his anus amazingly wide, GOATSE is now a verb.

GOATSE: verb.
To cause someone to navigate to a website, which usually contains only one image; by giving a faulty web adress. Said image must be disgusting and scaring. The beauty of GOATSE is that a person only realizes what it is once they have seen it. HAHAHA! PWNED!

(Note: The original GOATSE picture is sometimes referred to as THE GOATSE)
(Note 2: The goatse is one of a huge amount of suh websites)
Therapist: When did all your problems start?
Patient: This one time. When I got GOATSE-d.
Goatse by PillyPeng July 20, 2006
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Throat goat 

They are most likely a beast at using their throat. Like mainly for swallowing long stuff down your throat.
Yo did you see Zac he just destroyed that hot dog. He’s a throat goat.
Throat goat by Bradley Conner October 30, 2020
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goatstolen 

The idiom "try to get your goat" describes the intentional act of one person attempting to upset one or more other persons. Goatstolen is disposition of a vicitm of this intentional upset.

The word describes someone who is or is acting upset.
Did you hear Bob get worked up when that guy was camping him in the online game, Bob sure was goatstolen.

also:

I just kept poking holes in his logic until he was totally goatstolen.
goatstolen by Matool13 March 11, 2010

goat locker

The compartment in the front of a submarine designed to house "the goats" or enlisted personnel ranked E-7 or above. This compartment usually has a small berthing area and a small desk and a large coffee pot and a shitter. The activities contained within this space usually involves random urine testing, drinking coffee, stroking goats and general digging Navy life.
Damn, I have to go to the goat locker and take a whiz quiz. I sure hope Cheif Porter isn't up there!

Goatfuck 

A really messed-up(fucked up) situation or event.
They really turned the event into a goatfuck by their asinine behavior.
Goatfuck by Chilley April 28, 2011

Goat Sex 

Goat sex is when you visit the farm and get it on with a goat (male or female, although the females are less aggressive). Once you ejaculate into the animal, wait 6 months to receive your goat sex hybrid. :)
'Yoooo, I just had the most amazing goat sex at Grampa's farm!'

'You're sick, man'.
Goat Sex by Poo'p Nigga August 31, 2018

Goat Roper 

Someone who dresses like a cowboy but completely lacks rancher skills and knowledge. This poser wears the hat and drives the truck but has no clue what to do with the cow.
It was clear from Paul's un-scuffed boots and spotless shirt that he was a goat roper.
Goat Roper by Plumtree Pru July 8, 2018