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futura

the single greatest graffiti artist of all time
Yo man you see that new piece on the south side?

Yeah man its nothing to futura though
by Gabe dizzle September 28, 2006
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futurespeak

1. The real version of the future slang portrayed in the movie "Idiocracy".

2. A mix of shortened words, words specified by only their first letter, and idioms taken from youtube, particularly, Bernard "Pretty" Purdie, "Dog won't listen", and "Leprechaun in Alabama". Future speak is a highly emotional, concise, and context based language.
1. I'm gun splaaain to ya... how ya do that futch spee na!
(I'm going to teach you about futurespeak)

2. Son, I like that gooood sound.
(I highly approve of whatever you just said or did)

3. Eeeeeeee...
(Hi)
by wild_boar August 6, 2012
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FutureHistory

something SO!! good and great it's better than perfect it's future history one day in the future kids will be learning about it in class during history lessons
1 i'm the future man i'm futurehistory,
2 Damn she's fine - she's futurehistory,
3 this gang, were future history right here in the making scoobs.
by FutureHistory April 25, 2006
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futuretruth

a statement made when fiction is necessary, but you want a time limit on your lie to feel better about yourself and keep you out of hell. it's a lie now, but it will be true later. also a lie that is told if you don't plan to commit the act you are lying about again.
I told her I never slept with that girl. I don't tell lies, I tell futuretruths.
by Chuck K July 20, 2007
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Futurepoop

1: How was the poop today?
2: Vegetable Man.
3: Futurepoop.
by slacketstew October 18, 2019
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futureless

futureless - having no prospect or hope of a future. hopeless - without hope because there seems to be no possibility of comfort or success.
The brand FuturelessFoundation is a futureless effort
by FuturelessFoundation December 24, 2019
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futureshipping

An adorable Ninjago ship between the characters Acronix and Cyrus Borg! ^^
Who do you ship?”
“Futureshipping ofc!!”
by Swxninjagoxmarvel September 7, 2020
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