Furturd

A turd that is covered by fur due to shedding

Dude, is that a furturd?
Yeah dude, it's a turd covered in fur

by Lumalawin April 25, 2015

futureaversary

The future anniversary date of 2 people. The future date where 2 people plan on getting married or taking their current relationship to the next level.

Erica: OhMiGosh today is TOTALLY our futureaversary!!!!
Joe: oh ya. schweet
Erica: Ya WHATCHA get me!? WHEREYA taking me for dins?!? I cant wait to open my futureaversary present!!!

Joe: I gotchu baby, in three-sixty-five, you'll have everything you want on your wedding day

by rollinstonezies October 29, 2015

Futurfarmer

Someone currently relying on government handouts/ food coupons to do themz shoppings down Tescos

a: He's not worked for years, the lazy septic
b: easy bro, he's retarded
a: Cameroon and Obumma won;t give a damn.. Poor bastard's such a futurfarmer

by Anti-Septic November 9, 2015

Futurista

An amazing group of forward-thinking individuals who are passionate about changing the world. Usually human beings, or human being-focused individuals; Always optimistic on their view of the world and never afraid of challenges, Futuristas tend to be involved with movements that impact millions.

FTF the other guy who made this all about folks of Latin descent.

"...well look at me now. All up in the interwebs! World-wide! 2009! Futurista!"
-- Die Antwoord

by two1schfifty5 October 6, 2016

futuro

The most fire Cuban restaurant in all of Miami, FL. Located right off Miller drive and SW 137th avenue.

Friend: "yo dogg I'm pretty hungry not even gonna front"

Me: "let's go to futuro and get some croquetas!"

by Definerefine September 6, 2016

Future-Neutral Bias

A personal indifference towards future social, economic or political outcomes due to a lack of genetic offspring.

Mary doesn't have children, so she doesn't believe that she benefits from her property taxes being used to fund public schools, that's her future-neutral bias.

by wmkdaw August 31, 2016

Futuristically

Something that is to come in the future

Futuristically- I will get that car

by Purple quiet December 8, 2016