Fred funk

When an Asian girl periods on your leg then bites your toe off.

Hey dude you got blood on your leg and toe. No, I just got fred funked last night.

by Stanky leg on the reg April 10, 2009

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Frederic Piquionne

When you have a full on boner while at work because the girl next to you has her legs wide open and you get a slight whiff of beaver.

Her legs are gaping, I have got a proper Frederic Piquionne

by CoreyFred November 18, 2010

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Freddy Krueger shit

When you see someone who has a scary or wicked looking scar somewhere on their body.

Tom - "Did you see that guy's hand?!?!"

Mary - "No. Why?"

Tom - "He had a gunshot scar on his hand. It was some Freddy Krueger shit!!!"

by Batcatmunkin September 12, 2011

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freddie mercury tickler

A man engaging in fellatio with a mustachioed man in such a was as to having his mustache tickling the balls. Usually accomplished by one man being held upside down by the ankles.

Tim: Did you see Rick in the bathroom
Ron: Yeah, he was totally giving a freddie mercury tickler to some dude.
Tim: Good to see to see him finally putting that mustache to good use.

by rockanoid November 16, 2016

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T-Fred

Gets mad bootnz daily. Get the bootnz in police cars and RV's. He is the beachweek king.
He.Gets.Bootnz.

That kid reminds me of T-Fred.

by fsdfsdfsdfsd April 18, 2009

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I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK

THIS MEANS THAT SOMEONE IS REQUESTING TO BE LAID BY SOMEONE ELSE.

GIRL: "SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT"

BOY: "I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK"

by Hullo, have a goode one February 3, 2010

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Freddy is an amazing guy. Any girl who is in his arms is very lucky. He is sweet, awesome, funny, and cute. His hair flips perfectly and his smile makes a girl melt to the floor. If you don't melt after his smile you have no soul!! He is always there for his friends. He makes the perfect boyfriend. He doesn't think he is but he is HOT! Like, damn!!! He is very brave, when he likes someone he goes for it, no hesitation.

Freddy: Amazing Friend
And a PERFECT boyfriend♡

by Auria N. June 19, 2018

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