Four Poster Bed

Four Poster Bed

A bed with four vertical columns, one in each corner.
The columns support a tester, which usually holds up a set of curtains, however, in this day and age of double glazing and other insulation methods, the curtains aren't needed.
A four poster bed is very similar to a canopy bed.

Buying a four poster bed for your bedroom is the first step in transforming your room into a Palace of Love.
In which your new four poster will be used primarily for the art of making love, preferably to a gorgeous Indian chick, but that part doesn't matter.
And is dependant on whether you are a male or female reading this, whatever floats your boat.
C: Within my new Indian girlfriend's Palace of Love was a magnificent four poster bed, lined with the softest most sensual luxurious silks, coloured in a sexy deep red.
D: Sweet Raptor Jesus just the sound of the bed is making me horny...
C: We proceeded to make sweet love on it, she pretty much emptied my balls of all their love juice. After we cuddled and she whispered sweet nothings possibly in Hindi until I fell asleep.
When I woke up I was sticky and naked
D: I think you missed something fun.
by rzhhhh August 26, 2009
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Nineteen Eighty-Four

The REAL title of George Orwell's incredible novel. It's right up there with the Bible. Read it.
Generally it's about totalitarian governments and how they could/do operate. It's a dystopia. The world should not be how it's portrayed in the book.
Joe: Have you read Nineteen Eighty-Four?
Bob: No.
Joe: READ IT!
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Four Star Parade

When a girl is sucking your dick, you ejaculate in her nose, then she hauks it up into a loogy and spits the jizz in your asshole and fucks you with a strap-on.
I heard that Joe and Susan did a Four Star Parade last night.
by Team G-Force January 23, 2007
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four year lesbian

see LUG., a woman who adopts a lesbian lifestyle while attending college
Janet was a four year lesbian but married her husband after she finished college.
by Heather December 03, 2003
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twenty four seven

1. all of the time
I love you twenty four seven.
by Bruce Citron August 29, 2003
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big four of grunge

The big four of grunge are better than the big four of thrash.
by Yli-säynävä November 01, 2013
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squat four plates

Perform a squat exercise with 405 lbs.

the largest free weight is 45 lbs. Four on each side, plus the bar also at 45, come to 405 lbs.
bro 1: Bro, do you even lift?

bro 2: Bro, I squat four plates three times a week.

Greeks knew how people should WANT to be virtuous and squat four plates like us, and make supportive noises towards each other.
by Einstein9073 January 08, 2013
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