ford

I'd rather drive a Ford than push a Chevy.

GM=Generic Motors
Chevy=Driven by people who can't spell Chevrolet.
Dodge=as in "Let's play Dodgeball, or Smear the queer".
Toyota=One-half toy.
Nissan=Pisson Nissan
Lexus=Not in Texas(also a pornstar name)
BMW=Bite my weiner
Mercedes=a pornstar name.
Cooper Mini=Not for meni.
VW=Fart fair nougat?
Mazda=Shoulda nuked 'em.
Honda=Good lawnmowers!
Subaru=Filing a Lawsuit against Mr. Baru
Hyundai=Wouldn't let my cousin test drive on the expressway.
Kia=another pornstar name.Kia, wouldn't wanna be ya!
Isuzu!=Bless you.Kleenex?

by aereilly July 30, 2003

Ford

F.ucking O.ver R.ated D.isaster

Nice Ford, chonchetta

by Todd McCock October 5, 2003

ford mustang

The ultimate chick car. Tall, boxy, and a puny CI motor putting out even worse to the rear wheels. Can give most economy cars a run for their money, other than that its for high school girls to cruise around with the top off.

Natalie just got a Mustang Gt, her parents didnt want to give her anything too fast.

by Jose April 22, 2005

FORD

Very, Very Incredibly Pathetically Piece of Possum Feces. i.e BAD

As bad as a Ford,
Man, I bet he drives a Ford
Go and buy a Ford then dipshit

by Kevin Traindick April 27, 2004

Ford KA

My lovely car =) Reliable and speedy woo

StreetKa Ka Sport, both great cars

by KaT January 28, 2005

Ford Mustang

often known as the tampon of the street scene cuz every pussy has one after the foxbody the mustang has evolved into a chick car with there 4.6 v8 i dont car if its a cobra or not there is no replacement for displacement

Lets go out and count how many ford mustangs we see today

by mc loven ur mom June 20, 2008

ford

Flipped
Over
Russian
Dune-buggy

That guy tried to launch his new cobra, but the axels blew the fuck out. i beat him in a prism sport.

by Ride4CwB March 8, 2005