Fighting Demons

When someone is taking a mean, avengers level threat shit, usually in a public bathroom. You know it gets real when they take their shirt off, most likely sweating to death (if youve ever been in this posistion), when it is a massive chipotle or taco bell sized shit. It's probably going to gas bomb the whole restroom and make it stink for a good 15 minutes, so you want to evacuate the premises.

Bryan: dude dont go into the bathroom, theres someone fighting demons in there.

Trey: oh damn, i told bruce to knock off the chipotle lately, im feeling hella bad for the janitor

by ZzQuixoticzZ October 4, 2021

cock fight

Two or more homosexual males (although sometimes it can involve heterosexual males: you know... the frat house type during a keg party) who engage in a duel with their errect penises.

Collin and Justin engage in a cock fight every Friday night before they hit the bars.

by cocker90210 July 2, 2011

fighterdoken

An improvised move of Black Mage's, in which he launches Fighter onto oncoming enemies. This attack is a good backup plan for when Black Mage runs out of MP (Magic Power).

Fighter: OK, what's your plan?
Black M: It's a little something I like to call FIGHTERDOKEN!

by eMPTy³ December 23, 2003

dominican tickle fight

When four guys hold down one guy and jerk him off. Meanwhile they all laugh and play it off as a joke.

Since he's a new player, let's show him the Dominican tickle fight tradition.

by Isguma02 November 21, 2016

fighting the Kraken

Incredibly loud and feverish masturbation, usually by a male.

"I don't wanna go back to my dorm room right now, my roommate's been in there for an hour and it sounds like he's fighting the Kraken."

by Ben Abbott August 22, 2006

Puerto Rican knife fight

A knife fight between two people bound at the forearm. Thus, for each fighter, one hand holds the knife and the other hand is tied to the opponent.

Just settle it with a good old fashioned Puerto Rican knife fight.

by lexico3000 May 4, 2006

fighting crime

1)when friends have sex, but there is no serious relationship other than friends with benefits; friends with benefits; fuck buddies; fb. Not to be confused with booty calls.
2) a sarcastic answer to stupid or obvious questions.

1)Platano Man and Kitty are always fighting crime, but Platano Man refuses to make her his fulltime sidekick.

2) Captain Obvious aka Mom: You weren't home on time!
Kitty: Really now?
Cpt. Obvious: Yeah! WHERE WERE YOU?
Kitty: I was out fighting crime!
*SLAP*

by ♠Kitty♠ February 22, 2009