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Jizz Fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 20, 2024
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jizz fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 23, 2024
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Not fair to the other guys

You are not doing anything one the basis of fairness. How I am being treated there cannot be considered fair in any way shape or form. And you're not paying me to stand there and not nothing. I am doing all of the register work.
Hym "Well, it may be not fair to the other guys but there is going to be a knife in my back pocket."
by Hym Iam January 8, 2025
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Doing fair for a square

Definition: A rhythmic, high-integrity response to the greeting "How are you doing?" or "How have you been?" It signifies that the speaker is living an honest, upright life and that "The Creator" or the world is treating them with the same fairness they give to others.
The Philosophy: It identifies the speaker as a "square" (a person of solid character who follows the right path) and confirms that because they do "fair" by everyone, they are receiving "fair" in return. It is a boast of peace, stability, and clean living.
Origin: Coined by Charles Edward Rice II.
Person A: "Hey man, it’s been a while! How you been doing lately?"
Person B: "Can’t complain, brother. I’m doing fair for a square."
Meaning: "I'm staying out of trouble, working hard, and life is treating me right because of it."
by Charles Edward Rice II February 21, 2026
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Giving Fair Warning Is No Longer Necessary. You are no longer required to give fair warning.
Hym Iam "Giving Fair Warning Is No Longer Necessary. You are no longer required to give fair warning."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2026
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Zack Fair

Zack Fair: "Me? Gongaga!"
by senshuyou June 4, 2025
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Air fair

The act of holding onto an object suspended in the air and letting go explosive diarrhea onto your partners private part as a last resort to turn them on.
I was so desperate I had to air fair her.
by Kentucky’s grand man June 30, 2025
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