faptisim

When Rimothy glazes his holy seed on the faces of the cum council

You going to Rims tomorrow.
Yeet, it's my faptisim.

by YouCantProveItsAndy October 19, 2022

Factscism

făkts′ĭz″əm
noun

A portmanteau of "Facts" and "Fascism".

A system of governance where you observe and measure objective reality using scientific empirical methods and common sense.

When presenting your findings for debate (along with peer-reviewed analysis), you are then labeled a bigot, sexist, racist, Nazi, and/or every other unwelcome epithet under the sun.

Often accompanied by the onomatopoeic expression of intense rage or frustration typically associated with the Angry Pepe character, aka "REEEEE".

A term liberally applied by those that adhere to a Particular Identity-Based Ideology™.

SEE ALSO: Factscist (noun)

That Right-wing bigot said there's only two genders. That's Factscism! REEEEE!

by Aloysius Monroe October 21, 2022

factsfactsfacts

a slur

person 1: remember that time i called you a F----t?
person 2: factsfactsfacts
person1: *cries*

by schmendrick89 November 7, 2022

factsfactsfactsfacts

truth

Person 1: Hey did you catch the game last night?
Person 2: no.
Person 1: factsfactsfactsfacts
Person 2: woah, for a second there i thought you were gonna call me a factsfactsfacts

by schmendrick89 November 7, 2022

factiples

a synonym for braincells and/or priorities

get your factiples in order

by anonymous December 8, 2022

fartishta

A girl that smells like cat food; is most likely afghan; and has annoying siblings.

Omg did you that girl over there? She’s such a Fartishta

by Sha_ziyah January 1, 2023

Faptism

A right of passage for a choir boy.
The first time a Priest ejaculates on the face of one of his choirboys.

Sean "Patrick, were you Faptised last night?"
Patrick "Yes Sean, I had my first Faptism, I even got some in my eye"

by Huwbeauty18 January 12, 2023