Spaghetti Fucker

A guy who sticks his dick in a oven mitt full of spaghetti and fucks it.

Josh: Hey Dave did you hear about the spaghetti fucker?
Dave: Yeah man, he blew his load in it and made his own carbonara sauce out off it.

by Shitbird327 October 6, 2018

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Ghost Fucker

Someone who consistently claims to have one or more sexual encounters but NEVER specifys a name or anyting.

A Ghost Fucker will always avoid giving any information of whom they had a sex with but still claims to have had sexual relations with said unknown person.

Chad: Yeah bro I totally crushed two girls the other day I had them screaming bro!
Fred: Oh really who were they?

Chad: Aw come on bro, no face no case.
Fred: Chad, don't be a ghost fucker.

by JakeTheSake June 5, 2016

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Stunned Fucker

Someone is stunned beyond belief and happens to be a fucker.

Kaleb says " You know, that guy who breaks into my dad's chevy and breaks the master lock key off in the cylinder instead of using, the chevy key sitting beside him. Not guna lie he's a stunned fucker."

by Canabiz December 13, 2022

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Chode Fucker

Someone who is intellectually disabled due to a traumatic childhood experience.

Did you know about Bartholomew being a chode fucker? No wonder he’s so anxious around alphabet blocks.

by BagelLamp May 21, 2021

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Syrup Fucker

A racial slur used to discriminate and/or insult Canadians.

"I hate those dumbass Canadians. Go buy some Tim Hortons and die you stupid syrup fuckers."

by Goatman Gamer March 30, 2023

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Tickle fucker

A ruthless individual who will stop at nothing to tickle his or her victim into a hysterical state. This person definitely wiggles their fingers in a threatening manner in between tickle assaults.

Stop wiggling your fingers at me, you tickle fucker! Haven't I suffered enough?

by Little Mingo December 27, 2016

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