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exploding kings 

Playing "Exploding Kittens" with a standard deck of cards instead of using original "Exploding Kittens" deck. Requires 2 decks for full emulation, but with 4 or less players you can use a single deck.

2-6 = pair-able cards (cards without instructions)
7 = skip
8 = see the future (1 extra "8" card is needed from 2nd deck for accurate emulation)
9 = nope
10 = shuffle the deck
Jack = attack
Queen = ask for favor
King = exploding kitten

Ace = diffuse (2 Ace cards from 2nd deck are required for more than 4 players)

Best if played by people who are familiar with "Exploding Kittens" rules.
Camper 1: Lets play "Exploding Kittens"
Camper 2: Crap, I left my deck at home. I only have regular cards
Camper 3: We can play Exploding Kings - use regular cards and use "Exploding Kittens" rules.
exploding kings by Dr. Analog July 10, 2017
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Exploring The Closet 

when someone is not quite in the closet nor out of the closet. it's when one is debating whether or not they are gay/les.
" i like him, but i cant tell if he's gay"
"he's probabaly just exploring the closet"

explosive rounds 

A type of moist, mass dense fart that brews in your system when you least wanted to. often a result of insufficient wiping prior to going about daily business. the formation of butt cheese. despite the entire process being completely intestinal, leftover bits from stools past may attribute to the Skid marks left in the wake of the blast, providing for an unpleasant experience, both social and private.
"Oh god man, what happened at the all you can eat Mexican buffet, let's just say I loaded some explosive rounds.

explosive fuck 

When you fuck to hard that you have diarrhea
"I had a explosive fuck with jessica yesterday"
"He seems the type to have a explosive fuck"
explosive fuck by anonymous May 30, 2019

explosiveboy500 

A robloxian who can achieve greatness and power over everyone, a respectful dictator of the robloxian army of doges.
Guys, look it's the robloxian lord of literally everything explosiveboy500

Bow down to explosiveboy500 dude he'll see you!
explosiveboy500 by intensify July 8, 2019

Exploding Mom Disease 

A disease that causes moms to spontaneously combust at any given moment. It is currently without a cure
“Dude, why would you say that? My mom has exploding mom disease!! I bet you feel horrible now…”

explosive balloon coitus 

If your looking for context here you should probably stop. (Explosive balloon coitus)