Explosive Gigaqueef

The act of, at the moment of climax during anal sex, the woman clamping down, creating an airtight fit around the penis and passing gas with such force that it travels down the urethra and enters the sperm duct, eventually blowing up the testicles like balloons (A gigaqueef), performed with such vigour that one of more testicles explode under the force.

If a gigaqueef is performed before or after climax, the bladder may be ablated instead of the desired area, the testicles. Therefore it is always suggested that viagra or other aphrodisiacs are consumed before it is attempted during sex.

Also known as a "Ballooning Ballbuster" or, medically, a "Testicular Ablation".

Alan to Keith: "I can't believe that my testicular ablation surgery was 23k! those scoundrels!!"
Keith to Alan: "You mean an explosive gigaqueef? dude, my wife gives those out for free lmao!"
Alan to Keith: "But bro, I dont want your wife to give me a ballooning ballbuster..."
Keith to Alan: "Who do you want to then?"
Alan to Keith: "You bro..."
Keith to Alan: "Bro..."

*Alan and Keith kiss.*

by father longnipples May 11, 2022

kundi explosion

when your kundi feels like its about to tear apart because your anus hurts when you go to sleep. usually caused by an uknown entity which is directly responsible for the kundi explosion

man : why whenevr i go to sleep my anus is hurtin lot. who is coming and giving me kundi explosion tell me now

by leafblower99 May 13, 2022

Explosive Ejaculation

When a girl with whiteout in her pocket bumps into a guy and the whiteout liquid goes all over the crotch of his pants.

Person 1: Hey watch where you're going!
Person 2: Yea- oh sorry I gave you an explosive ejaculation...

by TippytheHippy May 9, 2019

explosive splondo

when yo hondo is semi liquid and explosive.

Amy; I swear to god dude, im holding back the most hottest explosive splondo ever like my honod hole is burning aghhhhh
Georgie; shoish

by bigstinkmilf November 3, 2021

Puke explosion

a very large amount of vomit shot out the face hole all at once normally caused from over drinking

i drank so much JD last night i had a total puke explosion

by Guru Tug1nmapuda August 21, 2011

Explosion

Lucky Lime

“haha explosion go boom”

by Joe Knee Uchinchilla March 12, 2021

rootbeer explosion

1. To mishear what is said and interpret it incorrectly. 2. To misunderstand what is said and repeat it back in question form.

1. Man #1-Hand over that bowl of sugar now!
Man #2-Did he say, "Hand over that Polish hooker?"
Man #3-No dumbass, bowl of sugar.
Man #2-Oops, sorry, rootbeer explosion.
2. What's the name of that band? Dialated Poop-Holes?

by Scott Farley September 1, 2008