Can't even

Can't deal or can't handle it/you.

"I can't even right now."

by Hanbanan April 6, 2014

I don't even

A phrase that really originated from Mean Girls said by Regina George. This was adapted by the internet, probably 4chan, and has been used when one is speechless and shocked.

BRITAIN'S GOALIE JUST LET THE BALL PASS THE GOAL?! I DON'T EVEN-

by rocketeer_s June 28, 2010

We'll eventually have to sharpen the ax

A common saying for somebody wanting to leave a place, usually a party. Commonly used as a hint that you need to get going.

Well, David, we'll eventually have to sharpen the ax...

by Page Hansen February 22, 2007

Dont Even Gimme

Popularly used to express various emotions such as frustration, excitement, disappointment, surprise etc.

Can be said as “dont gimme” “dont even gimme dat” “dont gimme dis”

Can be used in serious situations and casually as well as jokes

“Dont even gimme dis math homework”

“Did you listen to the new skz album”
“Omg yeah dont gimme”

“Pffft dont gimme”

by ism_qab_may July 6, 2019

don't even tripas

phrase commonly used by mexicans to issue a calm state of mind

"dawg i have to go to court tomorrow cuz i got my friends car taken away"-"its kool foo don't even tripas"

by earthquake August 26, 2006

Can't even kink a hose

Used to describe ones lack of skill in normally easy tasks. Like kinking a hose.

Friend one: Man, this guy is so stupid he's doesn't know how to make himself lunch.
Friend two: That guy can't even kink a hose.

by Ali and Amanda July 28, 2010

even money

A sure thing, a slam dunk, something that is in the bag. From gambling lingo.

If there's only one horse in the race, then it's even money that the one horse is going to win the race.

by fizzle April 10, 2004