woh dna yhw erehw nehw tahw ohw

Who what when where why and how backwards. How in the world did you have the time to search this, are you literally immortal.

woh dna yhw erehw nehw tahw ohw...?
How am I supposed to...
Umm...
ehhkehgjhsh j.hsljhajkvkshv!

by Shruggingfigure October 30, 2022

ereculate

The act of accidentally ejaculating when trying to obtain only an erection

I was fooling around with my girlfriend and ereculated

by Cheen Kween October 7, 2008

Erektus

Erektus are large, spatially dispersed penile warts.

After years of grudge-fucking and marijuana-induced debauchery, Phred caught erektus, and his phallus was never the same.

by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

erect horizon

The moment during a drunken sexual encounter, where, depending upon your state of arousal, your member is either going to achieve full-staff or shrivel back to the size of a black hole singularity.

I tried to nail my wife last night, but was so shit-faced drunk I only made it to the erect horizon and then passed out.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

Erectophobia

The fear of having a noticeable erection in public.

I have erectophobia everytime I go out with my girlfriend.

by Ultimatefuckboi February 22, 2015

erengul

She is a "nice" girl who is very annoying! She can lie a lot and everything is a competition to her. She really loves to cry and make up rumours about everyone! She will get upset if you don't pass her the basketball in P.E! She is very greedy and will take everyones food if you offer her. She thinks she is all that when she has no friends and will try to take away yours! Don't be an Erengul!!

Girl one: OMG CAN YOU LIKE STOP?! YOU'RE BEING LIKE AN ERENGUL!!
Girl two: OMG NO WAY! I AM NOT BITCHY UGLY PERSON!! BUT SORRY!!!!!!!
Girl three: Hey stop it the both of you! You're both being like an Erengul!
Girl one and two: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by FoodIsGod January 16, 2018

Erectangle

When two midgets and two guys of average or greater height all simultaneously suck each other's dicks, with each pair parallel from each other. Sixty-nining, but for a foursome.

Midget 1: "Hey bro, I've been looking for another little person for my foursome, you down?"
Midget 2: "Sure thi...wait, is it gonna be an erectangle? I'm down!"

by Cactusjackoff October 29, 2019