duck water 

pre-cum. the pre-ejaculatory liquid that is clear and slides out of a man's urethra and onto his shaft. it rolls off like water off a ducks back; highly viscous pre-ejaculatory seminal fluid.

Thank god for duck water or I wouldn't be able to slide my erect penis into this tight orifice.

duck water by heresjohni February 4, 2010

duck butter 

The combination of sweat from the ballsac and anus that creates a buttery film on the grundle and butthole. occuring usually from an unwashed scrotum creating a smelly odor that worsens in thickness and odor by the minute. Also known as DB or Deeb.

Bobby rubbed his deeb all over his roommates pillows.
I have some killa DB today!

duck butter by MR DB aka the DeebMan May 14, 2004

duck bear 

Duckbear is the gamefaqs joke account to top all joke accounts anywhere, ever. He's a fat slob who couldn't get laid if his life depended on it.
At first he plagued LUE with his topics and messages of redemption and terror, but then he spread to all the boards on gamefaqs. Back in the day, even the administrator would get mad at him for his absolute holiness.

Duckbear(gamefaqs), Christian Carlos(gamefaqs), Soldier of Christ(BOL)

duck bear by Kahzakahna April 29, 2004

duck quacking

The sound a woman makes when a man "face fucks" her.

When a woman gives you a blow job grab the back of her head and forcefully thrust your cock in and out of her mouth as fast as you can. She will soon be gasping for air, as you continue to mouth fuck her she will sound like a duck quacking as she gasps for air.

duck quacking by deliveryboy February 11, 2010

Duck fucker 

Someone who fucks ducks

Tiller is a real duck fucker

My name is Tiller, I fuck ducks and sometimes small reptiles if i am feeling frisky

Tiller, stop fucking the birds and reptiles

Duck fucker by notaduckfuckerliketilleris October 9, 2008

duck's guts 

An Australian expression - if you think something is awesome, brilliant etc. then it is said to be the duck's guts.

Synonyms (see below) include the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, or, strangely enough, the cat's arse.

My new cricket bat is the duck's guts.

Look at that pony-tailed wanker in his BMW. He thinks he's the ducks guts.

duck's guts by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

duck's nuts 

Similar to "bee's knees" - the best (most awesome, most choice, most advanced) of all.

I love your potato salad - it's the duck's nuts.

The BMW 1 Series M Coupe is the duck's nuts.

duck's nuts by nospaces March 28, 2012