Sexually Distracted

The inability to react or get tasks finished because one is involved with a sexual activity with oneself or another. Usually a good reason to explain why you didnt do something.

John: Why didnt you pick up your phone an hour ago?

George: I was sexually distracted by Kelly, dude.

John: Oh, okay. No problem.

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Kevin: I was gonna be on time beers, but Amanda kept sexually distracting by doing a nice strip tease and rubbin' my cock up.

by Nate dg January 8, 2009

Portion Distortion

The act of making a meal much larger than it should be; hence, you get fat on three meals a day.

Guy 1: Holy shit, how large is that lasagna you're eating? That's enough for at least two people!

Guy 2: So what?

Guy 1: It's portion distortion!

by P R Me June 28, 2010

Social distancing

Staying at home

I'm social distancing

by Aidenboy164 April 5, 2020

second-hand mac distract

When you're sitting in a class (usually in a packed lecture hall)and you are distracted by what a person in front of you is doing on their computer.

Could be due to any laptop but it is usually Mac Books; because of their slick configuration, popularity and flawless distractability for anyone in a 15 foot radius.

I couldn't concentrate at all today in my RN103 Lecture because this guy in front of me was simultaneously taking notes, chatting on Facebook, watching 30 Rock on Hulu and playing Tetris. The whole time I suffered from second-hand mac distract.

by thebatman89 February 20, 2009

don't disturb hoodie season

Don't disturb hoodie season is the time where your girlfriend can't ask for your hoodie because it is getting colder then Santa's North pole

Girlfriend:can I have your hoodie I'm cold
Boyfriend: hell no it's don't disturb hoodie season and it's cold as fuck
Girlfriend: ....

by Colton bass November 22, 2019

distim

that which the gostak does to doshes.

"The gostak distims the doshes."

by Bob Johnson October 23, 2003

Disturbed

Disturbed
1. A good metal band...Well, all depends on your definition of metal...
2. A lead singer who should have kept his extremely sexy self away from Jonathan Davis.
3. Chevelle has nothing on their fellow Chicagoians.

How in the fuck does David Draiman do the opening sound effects for "Down With The Sickness?'

by Who's the boss now, biatch? June 5, 2004