depression olympics

When two or more people argue over who has a worse life. Most commonly used by 12-14 year olds in an attempt to make one person feel better, but usually ends up in fierce and unnecessary arguing.

12 year old: I'm so sad, my boyfriend broke up with me.
Other 12 year old: At least you're not me, I got cheated on.
12 year old: Yeah but he slept with me, and yesterday my dad lost his job.
Other 12 year old: Jesus Christ, I have it worse, I got my power shut off yesterday and we're going to lose our house.
12 year old: This isn't the Depression Olympics, I obviously have it worse.
Other 12 year old: No! I do! You should be happy that you aren't me!
{Keeps Escalating}

by Taiga Rose September 10, 2014

Tropical Depression

When you’re in Florida and you’re depressed.

“Kirby I’m suffering from tropical depression.” - Leah

by leahjjade September 4, 2018

Runner's Depression

the opposite of the Runner's High; the sadness runners feel during extended periods of not running; after distance running, runners become happy on the endorphines their brain releases, so the lack of running and lack of endorphines causes a feeling of depression

Stephanie had Runner's Depression after her track season finished.

by Mikimawse January 26, 2012

Summer depression

The absense of school making you feel like you have no friends and no life.

Kind of like a summer version of Winter depression

Jack: Hey, are you crying?
Jill: Yeah, I got a case of summer depression and remembered I have absolutely no friends

by Jenna12 August 8, 2014

Mileven depression

Mileven depression: Mileven depression is caused by the love of Mike Wheeler and Eleven Hopper. Your Happy and Sad at the same time. You just love Mileven. You love it so much you have depression about it. You watch Mileven edits all day.The Symptoms for Mileven Depression is heavy breathing, Uncontrollabll crying when you see andything Mileven, losing sleep, can’t stop thinking about Mileven, Having trouble focusing, and if you have not watch season2 of stranger things you will suffer even more with Mileven Depression. And it take 353 to recover. Many don’t recover....

I suffer with Mileven Depression since season1 episode1

by Eleven..Mike..love.. January 24, 2019

crippling depression

Crippling Depression takes the will of ice staking away from an organism.

This mental disease, may cause you to say things like, " I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!" to your boyfriend/husband

Yuri had crippling depression before he met Viktor

by YURI_ON_ICE_FAN_64 April 3, 2017

Great Depression

A simile for getting hit with lightning while in last place in Mario Kart 64.

Getting hit with lightning in last place is like the Great Depression

by Nadroj rennerb December 6, 2010