Southern Fried Feather Duster

A cleaning lady in the south.

Our maid in Alabama was a Southern Fried Feather Duster.

by poore moe, poor moe August 14, 2009

Chattanooga Crop Duster

When one begins the day at Waffle House, continues by eating large quantities of smoked meats, and imbibes sufficient alcohol, they become the villain known as the Chattanooga Crop Duster. The lowered inhibition from the blood alcohol level and fermentation of the meat in the belly turns even the most lawful good character into a gaseous gangster, venting their gastrointestinal malaise for all to smell as they skip down the sidewalk in search of more ribs, beer, and/or hash browns.

My buddy G went down south and enjoyed the grease, barbecue, and libations so much he morphed into the Chattanooga Crop Duster. I thought I smelled a natural gas leak, but it was just him ripping ass.

by nancyscrew June 21, 2021

Dusty Bitch

a woman who will meet you to fuck but won't meet you so you can see your kid(s)

I paid my child support but this dusty bitch is still tripping

by BigBodyLexus June 3, 2015

Lust, Rust, Dust

The 3 phases of marriage

Lust, Rust, Dust

Lust - when the flame is there
Rust - when the flame hasn't been there for a while
Dust - time for a divorce

by TheDutchDutchess March 5, 2011

dust-write

the act of writing obscene words or phrases on your friend's car.

hey, let's dust-write "vagina" on arturo's car.

by comodore jean January 24, 2006

Dustin Sauer

Another word for sauerkraut.

"I would love some more Dustin Sauer on my taco!"

by mikehunt007 October 17, 2008

Dust Bullets

Someone who cannot produce semen.
Unable to reproduce
Unable to produce sperm.

Neil can't come, it's just dust bullets!

by norris336 May 27, 2010