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a douche of emos

n. The collective term for a group of emos, as pod is to whales or pride is to lions.
Look out honey, a douche of emos nearly stumbled into you.

Hey look at that, a douche of emos.

...It was a amazing, you almost never see a douche of emos roaming around in the wild like that.
by Mirrors July 13, 2009
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Douche it down

A gentle reproach to someone tone down their douchery.
"Douche it down, bro! You're coming on too strong here"

"You know Bartholomew, you really need to douche it down"

"What's the problem here, why don't y'all douche the fuck down?!"
by babakamdev September 26, 2011
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Mac Douche

A person who thinks that they are better than you for the single reason that they overpaid for an Apple Computer.
Mac Douche - "Oh, you're still using a PC? Shame... I can do all this cool stuff on my mac that you couldn't even dream of doing..."

Person - "Don't be such a mac douche. All macs are good for is dicking around."
by erud September 28, 2009
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Le Douche

A European douche bag (most commonly a French one).
Jay: Hey Tommy, check out Frenchie over here!
Tommy: Yeah, I know, what a Le Douche
by ThatKid69 June 10, 2009
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eco-douche

With hybrid automobiles, recycling bins on every corner, energy saver lights, and "green" water bottles, it's hard not to jump on the eco-friendly bandwagon. We do love our planet earth after all. But if you take your love of mothernature to a point which jeopardizes every social relationship you have, you have become an eco-douche. If you publicize your hate for people who bathe regularly, you are an eco-douche. If you roll your eyes when you see a person drinking out of the actual starbucks paper cup, rather than a handblown glass jar, you too are an eco-douche. As they say "Bros before hoes." Mother nature is not your hoe.
Leo: Hey man, yesterday Jack kicked me out of his house after I flushed the toilet. He said he only flushes for "number 2."

Andrew: God. He has become such an eco-douche.
by smema February 9, 2010
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Cocky douche

Anyone who is arrogant as hell and a douchebag. Who isn't very good at anything but they think they're the shit.
Erin Grimmot is a cocky douche.
by Paul December 13, 2004
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Douche Bagery

The act of doing something that would lead others to believe you are in fact a douche bag.
John: (watching Bush on TV) This guy is such a douche bag.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douche bagery on one level or another.
by emptsent January 13, 2008
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