donk market

A poker table where seasoned players can sit down and invest their money and, at the expense of inexperienced players (donkeys), realize gains that far exceed the ROI that can be found in the traditional stock market.

Guy 1: "Dude, where did you get the scratch to afford a flash car like that? You hit the lottery or something?!"

Guy 2: "Nope. This is what a 38% ROI will get you. Fuck the stock market, I invest in the donk market, beeotch!

by TGW75 September 7, 2010

Side-Donka-Donk

The overwhelming protrusion of the flanks of flab on a generally fat woman. It's like enormous Love Handles that help when mounting a Ba-Donka-Donk. They can easily be noticed when a large woman is wearing clothing that might be a bit too small.

Holy cow, check out the Side-Donka-Donk spilling out of that chicks shirt when she sits.....

by G-Skeezay November 5, 2011

Donking out

Can be mistaken for donging out.

When you have been around eyeore to much.

Dan turned and said to Mr. Fister "Don't worry,im not going to donk out."

After spending a full day with eeyore, pooh began donking out.

by Donging hard August 2, 2025

donk set

sick beats. absolute tunes. pure fire sounds. heavy bass/house music

gonna have a hefty 5 hour donk set

by Freyfrey February 4, 2018

Blah-Donka-Donk

A random middle aged big booty hoe you could’ve done without smashing

I met this lady last night, I was semi bored and tired but she had a donk so, ya know she was a blah-Donka-donk

by Sh/It May 27, 2025

Badonk a donk

A guy/girl that has delicious and scrumptious buttocks

yo send me that badonk a donk

by NuclearFroggo November 6, 2021

DONK

Someone who (or when somebody) send(s) the wrong person (or people) an inappropriate message that they meant to send to someone else.

Person one (typing): hey, check out the Butt (DONK) in the parking lot dude!

Person two (District manager typing in chat): Hey Person One, what exactly is a DONK??

Person three (typing in same chat): YEAH Person One... What IS a DONK???

Person One (TYPING Extremely embarrassed): oh... Uh... I was talking about a bad parking job out in the lot....

by Barackobonzo October 16, 2022