December 3rd

No pee day.
You're not allowed to pee today.
I don't make the rules.

I just enforce them.

Person 1: Yo are you going to the bathroom?

Person 2: Yeah, why?

Person 1: It's December 3rd, remember?

Person 2: Fuck.

by WHY IS NOTHING AVAILABLE WTF November 17, 2020

December 10

Kwanaka Day!!! A day that all of your friends act crazy and insane and you celebrate it as a holiday!

( in December 10, it is a day that me and my friends made up to celebrate our weirdness/craziness! )

by Delaneyrj November 05, 2019

December 17th

National no school day! If you ever don't want to go to school december 17th is the right day!

Boy:I don't want to go to school today mom
Mom:its December 17th you don't have to
Boy:yas fortnite all boys les get it

by Raggitysaggity October 17, 2019

December 9th

December 9th is eat a breadstick today! Time to get some olive garden breadsticks!

“I ate a breadstick on December 9th because it’s eat a breadstick day!”

by impacer October 19, 2019

December 1

People born in December have a big open heart but can be very stubborn when needed. They are gorgeous and are bound to have a boyfriend/girlfriend. You are lucky to know a December 1 person.

Person 1: Did you know her birthday is on December 1.
Person 2: Yes , of course, look at her.

by Help oh no December 16, 2019

December 12th

December 12th is “Make Your Parents Buy You Any Animal Day!”

Me:Mom can you buy me a parakeet and a giraffe?
Mom: Absolutely not!

Me: I will ask dad then... DAD!
Dad: Yes?
Me: go but me a parakeet and a giraffe!
Dad: Not. Gonna. Happen.
Me: welp it’s December 12th, you gotta buy me any animal I want! You have no choice!

by Gracie Jade December 11, 2019

december 3

Heather day, the day you wear your significant other’s sweater and they have to say it looks better on you then it does them

“it’s December 3...”
“here’s my sweater you look better than me in it”

by i aint ever seen 2 pretty bsf December 03, 2020