decapod

What everyone looked up when that crab from Moana told us to

Tamatoa: "-To beat a decapod, Look it up"

everyone: "okay

by Mr.mcman203 March 19, 2021

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slicecock decision

A slicecock decision is a situation that is so difficult that it is like getting your cock sliced in two.

Should I screw Jenny or Jane?

Man, that is one slicecock decision!

by Burt Johnson September 18, 2007

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An act of masturbation in which, while one pleasures themself, they decapitate themself with a rusty shovel or dime store katana at the verge of climax. Then, whilst their head rolls away, they attempt to catch the load in their mouth within the final three seconds of life.

Detective 1: "What do you think Bill, was this a murder?"

Detective 2: "Well, judging by the placement of the head and the trajectory of the wad, I'd have to say that this is autoerotic decapitation."

by DCarradine April 30, 2014

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La Decima

When you cum 10 or more times in one session

I am wrecked... spent all night with this total sex god and we achieved La Decima... best night ever...

by #highachiever October 2, 2016

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Deep Sea Decking

Taking a shit in the lobster tank at Red Lobster.

"The service, as usual, wasn't up to par at the local Red Lobster. To show my unapproval, with the manager and the hot jailbait hostess watching I decided to go deep sea decking on my way out. That'll show them not to serve me cold cheddar bay biscuits."

by king o the sea April 20, 2010

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