Two Second Dave

When a guy is receiving a hand job (usually a Light Bulb HJ) and he cums within roughly two seconds.

Man, I'm a Jewish girl named Steph, and I gave that guy a Light Bulb HJ last night, and he was definitely a Two Second Dave

by Luke R April 14, 2008

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David

David is the cutest guy you'll ever meet. He has the best smile and laugh and will lighten up the mood of the room with his sense of humor.He can be funny even when not intending to. David will always try his best to make people feel better and makes sure to compliment people daily to boost their self-esteem. Although he is a dorky guy who likes anime and video games he will always seem cute to you. If you ever meet David be sure not to let his company pass you by because you'll regret not getting to know an awesome person such as David.

David is such a great person.

by #2fab4you June 17, 2014

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David Letterman

When one says the wrong thing at the wrong time.

(To an African-American) You like rap, don't you?

by O.S. Lopez The First March 17, 2005

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david bowie

A total badass who everyone should listen to.

"You know David Bowie?"
"Yeah! he's a total badass!"

by WHOO BOWIE January 2, 2005

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David Adler

A young man who carries himself with a certain air of having known the world in many ways. Many, many, ways.

"He was a sk8r boi, she said see you later boi," and he was okay with that, he moved on, and sat down to write about his day.

Wat do u think of that high concept skater bro?

-which one?

The one embodying the "spirit of america"?

-Who are you talking about?

DAVID ADLER!

by MaudeLJ November 4, 2013

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