colon cricket

A term used to describe someone who enjoys exploring another person's rectum with their fingers, tongue or penis.

Shannon Malcom is a colon cricket.

by Paul Lanier February 14, 2008

Ooda Soh Clonndiktu

A general proclamation, usually used when you are without proper riposte to another's previous statement. Thought to be from the ancient Mesopotamian "oh so Klondike" which, of course, means "How stupid can you be?"

James: "Damn, I just OWNED you on Halo! How do you like me NOW?"
Jason: "......ooda soh clonndiktu."

by Mister Man the Guy September 23, 2004

colon clench

When fucking your bint up the arse, you insert your hand into her pussy, and grab hold of your cock from the inside.

Whilst doggin' shazza up the brown eye I gave her a colon clench. Her cunts like a clowns pocket

by Mafro May 9, 2006

chlondie

An invention of the town of Monticello, Illinois. An extremely butchered way to say condom. Pronounced CH LAWN DEE. Other pronunciations "CHIGALONDIE"

"Mom am i an accident?"
"lets just say ur father and i broke a chlondie"

by Fupa Johnson August 28, 2007

colon jousting

To insert a penis into a rectum

Frank caught pete and ricky colon jousting in the bathroom yesterday

by Dickballs December 17, 2008

colon creeper

A guy who like to go up another guy's butt.

Dude, you see that guy over there? He's a total colon creeper.

by Nickmpop April 17, 2010

Colonbation

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

Bro, have you tried colonbation yet? I just colonbated for the first time and believe it or not, it was glorious!

by baileygap August 5, 2010