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FJ Cruiser

Faux Jeep (Jepe in French)

An ugly off-road vehicle made by Toyota.
Did you see that yellow FJ Cruiser?

You mean the yellow faux jepe.
by whoak August 5, 2010
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Cruice

If it's Cruice, than it's Crucial!!!!!
Aye breh, Jack in The Box run is Cruice right now!!!

Is it cruice?

Breh droppin a deuce is cruice right now!

(Girl walks by)

Cruice Guy 1: "Was she cruice?"
Cruice Guy 2: "Nahhh she was NOT cruice!"
by CruicestManAlive April 29, 2010
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Land cruiser

A total piece of crap mostly used by women and closest gay men who have had more sex with farm yard animals than humans
Must never be used off road !!!
As it's diff's and drive line brake when driving over any obstacle larger than a brick and has less flex than almost any ride on lawn mower
Hay that holden commodore made it down that dirt road the land cruiser should make it.

That pot hole looks a bit big may need a nissan patrol to tow the land cruiser through it
by Mugshots February 18, 2019
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guildford cruise

A RACING EVENT (kind of informal), yet organised, held in Guildford by Halfords in Ladymead area. Flipping amazing stuff goin on down there, and around 200 modded cars, officially it is the first sunday of every month, but there's always gavvers there (coppers) and the aint puttin' up with no lusho Stoughton boy racer shit. Satrts at 8pm, goes on till around 10pm ish.
If you go down to the Guildford cruise today, you're sure of a big surprise.....
There's some nice modded cars there, and plenty of weed.
by sean PF October 3, 2006
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Cruzzed

When one is drinking and isn't quite drunk and crazy (Crunk) but they are on the borderline and therefore are crazy buzzed.
Billy: YO Nick you drunk?!
Nick: Naa i'm just a lil cruzzed.
by Swampasss February 21, 2008
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Cruisey

Adjective. To cruise along. Chilled out. Or a chilled out day at work, or at home.
“Yeah we got to site and sorted out all the clearing up. Turned out to be a cruisey day”
by RP90 May 18, 2018
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Carpet Cruiser

A derogatory term for Middle Eastern people, based off the Disney character Alladin.
I hadn’t shaved in so long the TSA thought I was a damn carpet cruiser
by CapnCarl69 October 26, 2018
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