Corona-boner

State of arousal that cannot be relieved by a satisfying hand shandy because you’re stuck in lockdown with your family.

After fourteen days in lockdown with his girlfriend , Adam had a severe case of Corona-boner.

by Steelworker Jim April 8, 2020

Corona

Short for cornavirus,which is a virus caused by people not being able to eat normal food.

A:Why can’t Chinese people play cricket ?
B: Why not?
A: They will eat the bat init.
Corona

by Abi F April 9, 2020

The Coronacaust

The Coronacaust refers to the hundreds of thousands killed in the early 2020's as a direct result of the Coronavirus known as Covid-19, indirectly due to the sometimes incompetently managed government response, and as a result of acts of protest against measures designed to safeguard those lives.

Victims: Primarily included the elderly, handicapped and persons with pre-existing conditions, but also minorities and low-wage workers on the 'front line' deemed essential to the manufacturing and sale of food and other items on the commercial market. Largely considered expendeable by some due to Ageism, Ableism, Racism and Classism.

My grandmother died in The Coronacaust in 2020.

by Northerly May 9, 2020

toyota corona

The fine automobile Toyota Corolla keeps its title before the bar, but after when its owner stumbles out drunk and intends to drive home, it become a Toyota Corona. The driver is influenced by alcohol, therefore, the is car too.

When a Toyota Corolla, because of its dependability, is the designated vehicle to get from bar to bar, or party to party, or other places where drinking alcohol is the primary recreation.

Ted's party starts at 8, then Sally's party is at 9, and Blues Traveler plays at 10:30. You want to take my car?

Your Range Rover? Which gets 15 miles per gallon. No, we'll take the Toyota Corona. Thirty-five mile to the gallon, son.

by Kelley Copter July 1, 2010

Christ and Corona

When Jesus Christ, the King of kings, allows Satan, the “father of lies,” to call on Ms. Corona, the “queen of the viruses,” to roam the earth (and possibly hell, too) to infect millions of people, and to prematurely end the lives of hundreds of thousands of people, young and old, rich and poor, or smart and dumb.

Although God has the power to stop the pandemic any time, however, it looks like He decided not to get involved in any conversation between Christ and Corona, or between Corona and Lucifer, for whatever spiritual reasons unknown to the earthlings.

by MathPlus December 3, 2020

Don’t Give Corona a Chance!

When everyone is hell-bent to remain vigilant, so that the coronavirus has near-zero chances of spreading—when people behave as if they would die if they were to contract the virus.

If more fake leaders would promote the “Don’t give corona a chance!” slogan aggressively or paranoically, infections and deaths due to Covid-19 could become a thing of the past.

by Covido September 27, 2020

the corona

The corona is sex move while in missionary you cough on each other.

we did the corona last night. the spit felt nice on my face.

by Erizon March 2, 2020